2 year sentence for teabagging

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What a dickbag seriously leave teabagging to pranks in frats and video games.
 

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What a dickbag seriously leave teabagging to pranks in frats and video games.

So it's okay in a frat?

I'm glad I never entered any video game tournament that you participated in. The loser in Madden got a face full of balls for losing?
 

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So it's okay in a frat?

I'm glad I never entered any video game tournament that you participated in. The loser in Madden got a face full of balls for losing?



Didnt teabagging start in frats?



Also you teabag in game. Think call of duty. You kill a guy run over to his corpse. and repeatedly kneel and stand up.
 

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... but those toons don't unzip their pants and do it. That's completely different.
 

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So it's okay in a frat?

I'm glad I never entered any video game tournament that you participated in. The loser in Madden got a face full of balls for losing?



I think this is kind of an extreme sentence. You would never see this happen if a chick laid her exposed tits on a passed out guy/girls head.



Shit at my buddies weddings one of his female cousins flat out grabbed my junk with my girlfriend standing 2 feet away, because i joked with her that I was ***. Then a second later shes like "Then i can do this" and went strait for my junk like a starving african child to a porterhouse. Apparently if you are *** women can just manhandle your genitals. Not saying I minded, she was asian and hot.
 

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I think this is kind of an extreme sentence. You would never see this happen if a chick laid her exposed tits on a passed out guy/girls head.



Shit at my buddies weddings one of his female cousins flat out grabbed my junk with my girlfriend standing 2 feet away, because i joked with her that I was ***. Then a second later shes like "Then i can do this" and went strait for my junk like a starving african child to a porterhouse. Apparently if you are *** women can just manhandle your genitals. Not saying I minded, she was asian and hot.

I get your point.

Same thing happened to me years ago. My buddy's girlfriend just reached down my pants and grabbed my dick-- in front of my girlfriend and him-- and both of them said nothing. It was like a forcefield was created to divert their attention so she could yank my crank for a few seconds.



I'm just not a douchebag and won't rub my junk all over a passed out individual.

If I was stupid enough to get drunk and pass out in public and someone did it to me-- well, I deserve it. Just please don't buttfuck me.

It's just rubbing. How is the dude that's passed out going to know? Well, in a world of video is pretty easy.
 

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I would be doing a life sentence just for my Rugby days/parties alone...
 

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I would be doing a life sentence just for my Rugby days/parties alone...



You would be doing hard time just for being in a rugby scrum. I played second row I have seen and felt horrible shit in those scrums. I have been violated and have violated others beyond words in a scrum.



What happens in a rugby scrum stays in a rugby scrum
 

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You would be doing hard time just for being in a rugby scrum. I played second row I have seen and felt horrible shit in those scrums. I have been violated and have violated others beyond words in a scrum.



What happens in a rugby scrum stays in a rugby scrum



Ha! I was referring more to the party afterwords
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Hell, I would get 5 years, using this article as a measuring stick, just for my Zulu!



I miss my Rugby Queen... Where fore art thou, My Queen....
 

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You would be doing hard time just for being in a rugby scrum. I played second row I have seen and felt horrible shit in those scrums. I have been violated and have violated others beyond words in a scrum.



What happens in a rugby scrum stays in a rugby scrum

And you enjoyed that crap and kept coming back for more!?!?!
 

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And you enjoyed that crap and kept coming back for more!?!?!



I have no ideas why I played that sport for so long. I got out before I got cauliflower ears via having my head up another guys ass while theirs were up mine while we were all grabbing each others balls. I realized I could be getting paid for that service instead of getting hernias and slipped discs.



I liked line outs. It's really the only reason I played. I was good at them and it was a nice counter to the pain orgy of the scrum. Not that shit didn't happen in line outs either but it was more out in the open.



And like Count said the after parties were always fun.



I still don't know the rules to Rugby even though I played it for a good 6 years. I left the rule book to the rabbits who ran the ball. My job was to grab guys balls and get my head squeezed between two guys asses. Win a line out and wind myself every second chasing the rabbits. Fun "game".
 

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I have no ideas why I played that sport for so long. I got out before I got cauliflower ears via having my head up another guys ass while theirs were up mine while we were all grabbing each others balls. I realized I could be getting paid for that service instead of getting hernias and slipped discs.



I liked line outs. It's really the only reason I played. I was good at them and it was a nice counter to the pain orgy of the scrum. Not that shit didn't happen in line outs either but it was more out in the open.



And like Count said the after parties were always fun.



I still don't know the rules to Rugby even though I played it for a good 6 years. I left the rule book to the rabbits who ran the ball. My job was to grab guys balls and get my head squeezed between two guys asses. Win a line out and wind myself every second chasing the rabbits. Fun "game".



Word has it you were THE BEST.



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I have no ideas why I played that sport for so long. I got out before I got cauliflower ears via having my head up another guys ass while theirs were up mine while we were all grabbing each others balls. I realized I could be getting paid for that service instead of getting hernias and slipped discs.



I liked line outs. It's really the only reason I played. I was good at them and it was a nice counter to the pain orgy of the scrum. Not that shit didn't happen in line outs either but it was more out in the open.



And like Count said the after parties were always fun.



I still don't know the rules to Rugby even though I played it for a good 6 years. I left the rule book to the rabbits who ran the ball. My job was to grab guys balls and get my head squeezed between two guys asses. Win a line out and wind myself every second chasing the rabbits. Fun "game".



Rugby was one of the best sporting experiences I ever had. The best part about the rugby team? There is room for everyone. We had guys on the squad that never played, but were a part of the team. I played at Ohio U and a bit at Camp Lejeune when I could. In fact, very hockey like there...



You beat the crap out of each other on the pitch, then the home team invites the away team to their...post match celebrations.



P.S. I was going to apologize for the thread switching focus until I realized, rugby and teabagging go together like Supra and the Bear Community.
 

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[font=Georgia, serif]"When you put your genitalia on someone's body, someone who was passed out, that's not a prank," Bowman said.[/font]



How about pubic mustaches?



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oIG_rx5ebM[/youtube]



If you haven't seen the Stanley Cup Prank video... watch it... it's hilarious.
 

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Sure it's kind of harsh for what he did, but honestly I applaud it. Too often these types of acts of stupidity get brushed aside and their are no consequences which leads to more and more stupidity. Hence Youtube. I think this should be on the front page of every paper and news site to tell idiots that their are consequences for their stupidity and to wake up and grow up. Especially all this shit that continues to mount revolving sports rivalries. Pretty soon if it keeps going this way it's going to turn into a soccer hooligans situation where they'll have to have national guard come out to matches. Sure it sounds extreme, but give it 20 years. We're at poisoning trees and teabagging, but there are beatings out west and mass thuggary might not be too far behind.
 

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She deserved it. I hate the Flyers, but damn, that was a crucial game.
 

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She deserved it. I hate the Flyers, but damn, that was a crucial game.



Agreed. But I have to admit, I laughed my ass off when he started flipping around his furniture in frustration.



I think teabagging is a prank in my book, although it can easily go overboard. That said, any grown man that is teabagging simply needs to grow up -- we did that shit in high school and college... it was funny then, but now, not so much. Especially if you're humping the dudes/chicks head, that's just... weird. A quick sack tap to the face can be pretty funny if properly executed, but this wasn't even close to funny from the sound of it.



We use to do some pretty funny shit to people that were passed out -- and around those people I've learned to sleep lightly. Nothing overly sexual obviously and it sounds like this was a case that went a bit overboard (although there are two sides to every story). I went to ISU before and one of my buddies literally farted on my face in the morning, I shot up like a dart, chased him, tackled him, and punched his ass as hard as I could. Probably left some good welts as he had a nice limp going the rest of the day, but he deserved it and next time he'll think twice. Seeing this story come out, I probably could have pressed charges but seriously? Why? I've messed with him while he was drunk too before, it's funny... I probably deserved it... but for me, I wouldn't think about pressing charges... just throw their shit right back at them.



Two years seems harsh, but these days I'm not surprised with anything.
 

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Agreed. But I have to admit, I laughed my ass off when he started flipping around his furniture in frustration.



I think teabagging is a prank in my book, although it can easily go overboard. That said, any grown man that is teabagging simply needs to grow up -- we did that shit in high school and college... it was funny then, but now, not so much. Especially if you're humping the dudes/chicks head, that's just... weird. A quick sack tap to the face can be pretty funny if properly executed, but this wasn't even close to funny from the sound of it.



We use to do some pretty funny shit to people that were passed out -- and around those people I've learned to sleep lightly. Nothing overly sexual obviously and it sounds like this was a case that went a bit overboard (although there are two sides to every story). I went to ISU before and one of my buddies literally farted on my face in the morning, I shot up like a dart, chased him, tackled him, and punched his ass as hard as I could. Probably left some good welts as he had a nice limp going the rest of the day, but he deserved it and next time he'll think twice. Seeing this story come out, I probably could have pressed charges but seriously? Why? I've messed with him while he was drunk too before, it's funny... I probably deserved it... but for me, I wouldn't think about pressing charges... just throw their shit right back at them.



Two years seems harsh, but these days I'm not surprised with anything.



See, that's the right response, not legal proceedings. I didn't read the article, but if dude was humping someones head, then sure, maybe that is more rape, but the right response is to get up and beat the **** outta him. Or, get him loaded and and give him a taste of his own medicine.



I remember a long time ago, a few buddies and I went to the Milwaukee MetalFest. We were maybe 20. Underage for sure, but we had a shit ton of booze. That where I learned that Crown Royal is just fine. I downed the dysfunctional family size bottleand it is the only time I blacked out. I don't remember much. There are a few pics from that night. Apparently, someone brought markers. When I woke up, I was covered. Even my face. It was done up like Bravheart. Arms covered, everything. I got up to pee, as one is want to do in the morning. I look down and someone had drawn a smiley face on Norman. Btw, Norman is the name of my, well, you know.



I had no idea who did it, nor how. I got what I deserved, and I have never been blackout since.



Damn that was a good time.
 

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