2010 Chicago Bears Drinking Game?

[Rush]

I want to make a post on the home page with the 2010 Chicago Bears drinking game.

Post your ideas!

-Take a shot every time Johnny Knox runs the wrong route.

-Take a shot every time the Bears offense throws on 3rd & 1, thanks Mike Martz

-Take a shot everytime the announcers mention Greg Olson's large figure.

-Chug your glass of beer everytime Jay Cutler throws an interception

-Take a shot for every time we enter the red zone and come out with no points.

-Take a shot every time the announcers reference Gale Sayers being bitter and old.

-Take a shot every time the camera pans to Caleb Hanie after a bad Jay Cutler pass

-Take 2 shots every time Fox shows highlight reels of Chester Taylor, only to find out it was mistakenly Adrian Peterson.

-Take 2 shots everytime Julius Peppers' ears poke out the bottom of his helmet due to their large size.

-Drink until you black out when Brad Maynard's punting yards double our total offense.

ADD MORE!

 

[TopekaRoy]

I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning by halftime!

Here's some more.

Take a shot every time ...

-announcers compare Orton's (superior) won/loss record with Bears to Cutler's.

-announcers list all the Bears' quarterbacks since 1986.

-announcers refer to Cutler as "the Bears' first franchise QB since Sid Luckman."

-announcers mention that Hester hasn't returned a punt/kickoff for a TD since 2007.

-announcers mention that Urlacher has "lost a step" but is "still better than most linebackers."

-announcers use the words "Lovie Smith" and "hot seat" in the same sentence.

 

[bossdrb]

-Take a shot whenever Rush spells Olsen as Olson.

 

[zack54attack]

-Take a Shot every time Frank Omiyale False Starts
-Take a shot every time A announcer says Rex Grossman

 

[USCChiFan]

-Take a shot whenever an announcer mentions the Bears and Super Bowl XLI

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Take a beer bong of everclear the first time I see that stupid fox robot!

 

[JB94]

-Take a shot whenever the opponents defense gets to Cutler on a four man rush.

 

[X]

-Take a shot whenever Lovie has Gould go out to try to make a 50-yard field goal and fail.

Robbie was 2 for 3 on FG attempts of 50+ yards last year.

How about we just take a shot every time a starter leaves a game due to injury. If this season plays out anything like the last couple, we'll all be lit by halftime of week 1.

 

[JB94]

Robbie was 2 for 3 on FG attempts of 50+ yards last year.

How about we just take a shot every time a starter leaves a game due to injury. If this season plays out anything like the last couple, we'll all be lit by halftime of week 1.

My bad, I'll get rid of that one. For some reason I was under the impression that he missed quite a few 50+ field goals, but he's only attempted 5 in the last three years. Don't know what I was thinking.

 

[bossdrb]

-Take a shot when Lovie just stares with no emotion whatsoever after a play goes wrong.

 

[zack54attack]

-Take a Shot every time Lovie says "Bear Weather"

 

[USCChiFan]

Chug a glass whenever the Bears defense gives up a long passing or rushing TD

 

[X]

Chug a glass whenever the Bears defense gives up a long passing or rushing TD

I actually think this won't be as frequent as last year...but we'll see.

 

[TheDude13]

Chug a glass whenever the Bears defense gives up a long passing or rushing TD

Yeah I was going to suggest take a shot every time the safeties get beat deep.

 

[Rush]

bump, I am going to take the best ones from this thread and put them on the home page. So offer some good ones!

 

[USCChiFan]

Take a shot every time the Bears give up a 3rd down conversion and the linebackers are playing 10 yards deep

Take 2 shots when Lovie challenges a play and loses

Take a shot when Lovie says that the Bears "get off the bus running"

Take a shot when an announcer mentions the Bears history of great defenses

Chug a glass when Robbie Gould's field goals amount to the only points the Bears scored in the 1st half.

Drink until you puke when Robbie Gould's kickoff yardage is more than the Bears offense

Take a shot when an announcer mentions either Lovie or Jerry Angelo on the hot seat. Take 2 if they mention both

 

[ClydeLee]

Take a shot every time the Bears give up a 3rd down conversion and the linebackers are playing 10 yards deep

Yeessss... But I think you gotta add those up. Add a shot per each 3rd and long given up

Also take a drink everytime a Bears player's name needs to be slown to a phonetic to pronounce... AND if Lovie is called Lovie Jones.

 

[Scoot26]

Take a beer bong of everclear the first time I see that stupid fox robot!

That sounds like death calling....