50 states if they were at a bar.

[CRM 114]

Pretty good read. Accurate for the most part as well.

Illinois is a larger gentleman, eating deep dish pizza and drinking a Goose Island. He's reminiscing about the '85 Bears and how "this is the Cubs year".

Read the rest of them here.

 

[delbjork1937]

cliches

 

[xer0h0ur]

Shit. More like "How bout dem Hawks? Heard they scored two touchdowns last night."

I must be the only person that runs into people at bars that know dick about sports but try to engage in talk about it.

 

[ShiftyDevil]

Washington one is Special person.

We have the best beer in the country.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Colorado is pretty accurate. There should be two for Colorado though, one for Denver natives that haven't ever been to the mountains (yes, they exist) and the one listed

 

[ruprecht]

Meh

 

[clonetrooper264]

Deep dish and Goose Island...good enough.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I bet the OP can't wait until 2017 and he can finally enter a bar to see if these hold true!

 

[KittiesKorner]

Meh there are plenty of better and more popular local beers than fucking goose island, unless you're a tourist who avoids the south side

 

[LordKOTL]

My commentary:

Massachusetts also crashes their car off a bridge and sleeps it off before calling the police.
New Jersey forgot to mention that their skin hue is somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and the color of the General Lee
Oregon is Spot-on, except the guy has a life-sized inflatable Gumby for no reason whatsoever.
Texas is spot on but more emphasis needed about how much yammering it does about how great Texas is.
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Shifty: Can't really disagree except to say that Oregon is very, very close. They say it has a lot to do with the water. I do still prefer Pike & Pyramid over Bridgeport and Rogue, but only barely. Still better than the fermented goat piss Colorado, Wisconsin, and Missouri put out.

 

[ruprecht]

Oregon is more like a hot hippie chick drinking a Pinot and smoking a vape pen. She is bat shit crazy but will totally **** your brains out.

 

[Urblock]

I bet the OP can't wait until 2017 and he can finally enter a bar to see if these hold true!

We need to see some ID.

 

[Hbkrusso]

cant argue with the wv one

 

[truthbedamned]

Oregon is more like a hot hippie chick drinking a Pinot and smoking a vape pen. She is bat shit crazy but will totally **** your brains out.

Oregon is a hippie chick driving a volkswagon van painted in flowers who hasn't shaved her armpits in 15 years wearing a dress to her feet.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Oregon is a hippie chick driving a volkswagon van painted in flowers who hasn't shaved her armpits in 15 years wearing a dress to her feet.

But she is wielding a fully automatic rifle and a hard hat with dual beer cans strawed to the face.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Shit. More like "How bout dem Hawks? Heard they scored two touchdowns last night."

I must be the only person that runs into people at bars that know dick about sports but try to engage in talk about it.

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