Akin at it again, Suckin on boob milk cures gays, and drinkin jizz cures lesbos.

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Please say this isn't real. Ive seriously been trying to find if this is a joke.



EDIT: oh thank christ it is a joke. its sad that with some of these nut cases its impossible to tell. You would figure satirical in the news title would give it away.





[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]"We now know how to purge men of sin and put them on a path towards god. Why can't every *** man in America have that knowledge? Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering. Why aren't we talking about this?"[/font]



[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Somewhat dumbfounded by the brazenness of Akin's pronouncement, the reporter then asked if this supposed treatment only worked on men.[/font]

[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]"Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else," Akin replied "I'll leave that one to your imagination."[/font]
 

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Say what?



Please say this isn't real. Ive seriously been trying to find if this is a joke.



EDIT: oh thank christ it is a joke. its sad that with some of these nut cases its impossible to tell. You would figure satirical in the news title would give it away.





[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]"We now know how to purge men of sin and put them on a path towards god. Why can't every *** man in America have that knowledge? Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering. Why aren't we talking about this?"[/font]



[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Somewhat dumbfounded by the brazenness of Akin's pronouncement, the reporter then asked if this supposed treatment only worked on m[/font]

[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]"Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else," Akin replied "I'll leave that one to your imagination."[/font]





I thought you were an atheist.







Nothing about people surprises me anymore. A guy from South Africa and I had a major war with some guy on yahoo that said all homosexuals are pedophiles and should be killed. He was molested as a boy which is sad, but i tried to get across to him that *** does not equal pedophile.
 

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Say what?



Please say this isn't real. Ive seriously been trying to find if this is a joke.



EDIT: oh thank christ it is a joke. its sad that with some of these nut cases its impossible to tell. You would figure satirical in the news title would give it away.





[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]"We now know how to purge men of sin and put them on a path towards god. Why can't every *** man in America have that knowledge? Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering. Why aren't we talking about this?"[/font]



[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Somewhat dumbfounded by the brazenness of Akin's pronouncement, the reporter then asked if this supposed treatment only worked on men.[/font]

[font=Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]"Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else," Akin replied "I'll leave that one to your imagination."[/font]
You realize in big bold letters at the top of the page it says, "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"?
 

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The thing that should scare you is that the line between satire and reality is becoming very vague.
 

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The thing that should scare you is that the line between satire and reality is becoming very vague.



I spent like 10 minutes looking up other articles to confirm this, without looking at the top of the page. I found plenty of other places that posted the same story. It wasnt until I noticed satire at the top I realized it. But thats I think the point of it, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he said something like that.
 

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I'm from Montana "where men are men and sheep are lying little whores."
 

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I spent like 10 minutes looking up other articles to confirm this, without looking at the top of the page. I found plenty of other places that posted the same story. It wasnt until I noticed satire at the top I realized it. But thats I think the point of it, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he said something like that.



And yet, even after your ignorance on the subject you kept the thread title the same because you were so quick to judge.



I bet inside you really, really wanted it to be true.
 

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Lord knows I wanted it to be true. I would go around claiming to be *** all day.
 

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