All women are cray.

[Desperado34]

Where does your lady stand in the tested and researched universal crazy hot matrix.

[video=youtube;vwbKYcBdVyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk[/video]

Bahahah [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

This is stolen from a shitty television show.

/desbro fail.

 

[Desperado34]

Go do crossfit , chubs

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Barney Stinson invented this

 

[Desperado34]

Cool!

 

[BearDen]

I was hoping for another reddit post.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

My lady is in the Wife zone, which is why I married her. She's a little high on the crazy matrix, but this has gone done since marriage surprisingly lmao.

 

[Omeletpants]

This video older than me

 

[Desperado34]

This video older than me

It's like 3 years old, you are 75.

 

[Omeletpants]

It's like 3 years old, you are 75.

Not buying it

 

[Desperado34]

Not buying it

How old are you REALLLLY?

 

[Omeletpants]

How old are you REALLLLY?

One year older than Taco

 

[Desperado34]

73?

 

[Urblock]

This thread sucks.

 

[Desperado34]

Blah.

Brahs it's weird dating a girl in Gold Coast, bitches be all plastic as fuk. But really hot.

Gfs best girl bro friend is like almost an escort and gets paid $$$$ for dates like my girl bro chick who does same.

Cray world we live in.

For those listed above: 8 hot.

Like 9.6 cray

 

[Urblock]

You and Aussie need your own forum.

 

[Omeletpants]

This thread reminds me of a boy I knew growing up:

During the summers we played baseball from 8am to 9pm with hardly any rest. In one of our pick up games there was a Mexican kid. We didn't know his name so we called him Taco and he didnt seem to mind. Taco was a goofy motherfucker. Decent player but always out of control. He's on second and I'm catching. Single to left and a play at the plate. The excitment increased as the ball was racing against the runner. Taco goes into a head first slide as I catch the ball. But just a little problem for Taco as he came up 10 feet short of home plate scrapping his face in the dirt. I tagged him on the head. We never saw Taco again.

 

[Desperado34]

Rip taco!!

 

[A.C. Milan]

This thread reminds me of a boy I knew growing up:

During the summers we played baseball from 8am to 9pm with hardly any rest. In one of our pick up games there was a Mexican kid. We didn't know his name so we called him Taco and he didnt seem to mind. Taco was a goofy motherfucker. Decent player but always out of control. He's on second and I'm catching. Single to left and a play at the plate. The excitment increased as the ball was racing against the runner. Taco goes into a head first slide as I catch the ball. But just a little problem for Taco as he came up 10 feet short of home plate scrapping his face in the dirt. I tagged him on the head. We never saw Taco again.

I want to know everything about that game

 

[AussieBear]

You and Aussie need your own forum.

not only am i rask, im derp.

woman arent crazy technically... just a lil tarded.. they gotta be though... their functioning tardedness is needed to raise children... women are stuck somewhere between childhood and adulthood... as we continue to evolve as a species it will slowly change... back in the olden days.. caveman would have roasted his kids...due to his simplistic views on being a hunter gatherer... me caveman, i see meat...