Another Lame Ass E-Mail Joke

[Nail Polish]

Just to piss off Botfly and some of the other haters





> I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
> (I am in my 60's.)
>
> Being a little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking
> him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
> "Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
> The doctor then asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?"
> I replied, "Not much. My former doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy."
> The doctor then asked, "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like
> playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
> I replied, "No, I don't." He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars,
> or have a lots of sex?" "No," I responded.
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"


:lmao:

 

[KittiesKorner]

I like the descriptive thread title

 

[nvanprooyen]

That was actually pretty funny.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Why not, I'll play. Read this the other day and got a chuckle out of it.....


A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that they take the pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a construction crew building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at Home Depot ever deliver the fucking drywall."

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Keep posting em BearsBud... this board is big enough for all types.

 

[Hbkrusso]

A Mexican an African and a jew walk into a bar. The Bartender takes one look at them and says.....get the **** outta here

 

[HeHateMe]

A Mexican an African and a jew walk into a bar. The Bartender takes one look at them and says.....get the **** outta here

Not a joke, but still funny.