Authorities searching for man accused of multi-city hand dryer thefts

[Hawkeye OG]

This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

File these thefts under “bizarre crimes.”

Des Moines police said on Facebook Thursday that they are searching for a man who is believed to have stolen several Dyson Air Blade hand-dryer units from public restrooms in Des Moines, Clive and Urbandale.

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The Des Moines Police Department wrote, “You know how frustrating it is when you're in a public restroom, you wash your hands, and then there's nothing to dry them but your pants? Well, it's this guy’s fault, so let's find him.”

https://www.kcci.com/article/author...sed-of-multi-city-hand-dryers-thefts/22686185

 

[Burque]

That is a story that we would call Tuesday down here.

Fucking Crack heads being Cracky.

New Mexico True.

https://www.krqe.com/news/albuquerq...er-smoking-tea-soaked-in-barbicide/1355647942

 

[Hawkeye OG]

That is a story that we would call Tuesday down here.

Fucking Crack heads being Cracky.

New Mexico True.

https://www.krqe.com/news/albuquerq...er-smoking-tea-soaked-in-barbicide/1355647942

You gotta get high somehow in jail buddy

 

[AussieBear]

lets say i be might of been gifted n owned a brand new rest stop multi-roll toilet paper dispenser when i was 16.........