Bacon shortages for 2013

[winos5]

http://www.ksla.com/story/19643714/bacon-shortage-its-coming-british-group-warns





Time to start filling that freezer up with bacon now. That's infringing on my human rights god dammit!

 

[MassHavoc]

Why is it always british groups who are warning of food shortages? I feel like everytime it's them... They warmed us of the butter shortage in europe even though their country wasn't hardest hit. beef shortage when mad cow broke, now pork... anywhooooo... The popularity of Pork as both a delicious product and an internet meme has had to have an effect on the supply just by the shere number of Bacon Explosions that have been created to show as an internet video. But I'm not sure how much of it his real and how much is marketing to scare up higher prices. Hopefully, as much as it pains me, demand will plummet as prices go higher and all will be well in the free market balance.

 

[The Count Dante]

/wrist



What the hell am I gonna eat for breakfast? Or lunch? Or dinner? Or late snack?

 

[IceHogsFan]

 

[KMChechASS69r]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Pant, gasp... Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!



Must avoid the temptation to curl up into the fetal position. Oh, and IHF, those beggin strips ain't bad but not as good as the real thing. Guess I'm gonna hafta eat more turkey bacon. Looks like I'll be making a run on all the grocery stores for all those tasty strips of joy.

 

[CLWolf81]

You sure there's a bacon shortage?

 

[KMChechASS69r]

You sure there's a bacon shortage?

What is that, 5-6 lbs.? No prob! Gimme a loaf of bread and a jar of mayonnaise and I'm there dude! Passed the teeth, over the toungue, lookout stomach, yer aboot to get stretched to max *****! Who gives a **** if it don't rhyme, I'm on my way to a bacon coma baby, WOOOOHOOOOO!



Channeling my inner Homer.

 

[winos5]

Baloney



Damn irresponsible jounalism

 

[MassHavoc]

God damn that picture at the top of that article made me really want bacon.

 

[KMChechASS69r]

Gonna start my own AFBF, Awesome Fucking Bacon Federation!

 

[MassHavoc]

Hahha can we start a bacon commune thing... what's it called? The hippie thing where they all share. We could do one of those but for bacon.

 

[Tater]

So you're one of the 99%er's that loves bacon? Kumbaya!!!!