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So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave.

You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys.

What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?


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big tub.

nail gun

oxygen tank

i would hide in the tub and nailgun it shut so no one could get in and let everyone else kill each other. i would obviously use the oxygen tank to breathe, and could also use the tank to smack anyone if they somehow managed to open the tub.
 

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1. 5 foot length of 1-1/2 Steel Pipe (main weapon, good range as well as a ton of knockdown power and very durable).
2. Largest knife I could find (for close quarter fighting and to finish people off by cutting into major arteries).
3. Can of brake cleaner (sprays far as hell and temporarily blinds your enemy).

I would sit back and let the numbers dwindle down and then finish off the remaining wounded people for the mother fucking win!
 

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big tub.

nail gun

oxygen tank

i would hide in the tub and nailgun it shut so no one could get in and let everyone else kill each other. i would obviously use the oxygen tank to breathe, and could also use the tank to smack anyone if they somehow managed to open the tub.

whatchoo shootin' outta that nail gun? Oxygen or the tub?
 

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Did you not read the OP?

If you bought a pneumatic nail gun you not only need to purchase nails but you will need a compressor to run it... making that 3 items.

If you bought a paslode style nail gun you still need gas cartridges as well as nails... making 3 items.
 

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chs said:

You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment.

:wacko:
 

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I'd probably go machette, riding lawn mower and gas. I could go all medevil times with the riding lawn mower, get away and start fires with the gas.
 

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then **** the oxygen tank.

Sure who needs air. I lol when I think of someone using a bath tub as their turtle shell. I hope for your sake they still have the old school cast iron ones. I don't think fiberglass will do you much good.
 

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big tub.

nail gun

oxygen tank

i would hide in the tub and nailgun it shut so no one could get in and let everyone else kill each other. i would obviously use the oxygen tank to breathe, and could also use the tank to smack anyone if they somehow managed to open the tub.

They could set it on fire and you would die.
 

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They could set it on fire and you would die.

they wouldn't though. they would be more concerned about getting the people outside a tub first. oh and the tub is see through. so they can see the faces i make.
 

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3 packs of bubble gum.

Chew some gum and kick some ass!
 
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If you dont choose nail gun, nails compressor... youll get shot in the face by whoever chooses that. Sooooo...
 

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Nail guns are really inaccurate and they dont have much range hitting a moving target. The guy who doesnt have to log the compressor around would have a better shot at winning. Trust me, being spec ops that saw much combat, you ditch a ton of "cool gear" just so you can be ultra light, stealth and fast.
Maybe nail guns work in Quake video games, but you would need a dead accurate shot from close distance to kill someone. The worst you're going to do is injure someone, and maybe only take out the weakest in the group, eating your ammo, then lose to everyone who knows how to use hand to hand combat.
 

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this sounds alot like Battle Royale to me.
 

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Nail guns are really inaccurate and they dont have much range hitting a moving target. The guy who doesnt have to log the compressor around would have a better shot at winning. Trust me, being spec ops that saw much combat, you ditch a ton of "cool gear" just so you can be ultra light, stealth and fast.
Maybe nail guns work in Quake video games, but you would need a dead accurate shot from close distance to kill someone. The worst you're going to do is injure someone, and maybe only take out the weakest in the group, eating your ammo, then lose to everyone who knows how to use hand to hand combat.

A) Quake is the shit.

B) If youre going to lose because you suck at hand-to-hand combat, I'm fucked no matter what I use sooo...
 

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If you dont choose nail gun, nails compressor... youll get shot in the face by whoever chooses that. Sooooo...

A nail gun does not actually fire a nail, it propels a rod which strikes the nail to drive it into material. You literally need to be within 20 inches of a nail gun for it to penetrate your skin. So while you're basically throwing nails on the floor in front of me I am beating your face in with a steel pipe.

Another idea would be to strap a couple acetylene tanks to you and grab a lighter and kill everyone "Johnny Jihad" style... all though you will die as well.
 

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A nail gun does not actually fire a nail, it propels a rod which strikes the nail to drive it into material. You literally need to be within 20 inches of a nail gun for it to penetrate your skin. So while you're basically throwing nails on the floor in front of me I am beating your face in with a steel pipe.

Another idea would be to strap a couple acetylene tanks to you and grab a lighter and kill everyone "Johnny Jihad" style... all though you will die as well.

Ah my knowledge of nail guns does not extend beyond Happy Gilmore. My collar is white as hell.
 

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