Be original, be romantic

[brett05]

And that's how it's done single men of CCS

[video=youtube;Bsz2Noi925M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsz2Noi925M[/video]

 

[Omeletpants]

that 500 miles song blows small dogs

 

[SERE Bear]

Or

"How about I pay the bills, you take care of the house and we have sex regularly?"


Works every time and less effort.

 

[Les Grossman]

He knows he's gonna marry that girl after the first date? She must have given him one helluva bj on that date.

 

[nvanprooyen]

He knows he's gonna marry that girl after the first date? She must have given him one helluva bj on that date.

Or it was his first one.

 

[Les Grossman]

Or it was his first one.

"Whoa, what are you doing with your mouth.... argggggg!" skeet skeet skeet

 

[Tjodalv]

It may not be original, but surprise-buttsechs is definitely romantic. Go for it! And go in dry!

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I think I need to go watch some porn to counterbalance the ghey feeling this video gave me.

 

[SERE Bear]

Or it was his first one.

Well given the places he has been to in Asia I guarantee she isn't his only...

 

[Nail Polish]

I grew up in an Italian neighborhood...Foreplay went like this

"Yo Maria, get in da fukin car"



[video=youtube;y5pPxqPKUzI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5pPxqPKUzI[/video]


Five minutes later

"Get da Fuk out"

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

I can work with this...*unzips pants*

 

[Nick80]

Just slip a digit in.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

And that's how it's done single men of CCS, that's how you stay single and celibate.

 

[malcore]

that 500 miles song blows small dogs

The Proclaimers always made me laugh (this vid almost ruins that). Try not thinking of a threesome. And plaid.

Factoid: If you listened to that song while on the International Space Station you would have traveled exactly 1000 miles.