Bears HC hiring process according to remydat!

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So here is how the Bears hiring of Ben Johnson played out….this is a retrospective based on remydat’s perspective listed in chronological order:



Bears unwillingly fire defensive genius Matt Eberflus midseason

Bears promote #2 OC in NFL, Thomas Brown, to HC position

Bears appear ready to offer full-time HC position to Thomas Brown

Bears score 13 points in huge loss to Niners in Brown’s debut

Bears score 12 points in huge loss to Vikings

Bears score 3 points in loss to Seahawks

Bears appear ready to offer full-time HC position to Thomas Brown

Thomas Brown goes 1-4 in his interim HC role, Bears appear ready to offer OC position to Brown

Vikings finish 14-3, Bears are interested in hiring Brian Flores, who destroyed a QBs career and is a DC. This hiring is dependent on Flores retaining Thomas Brown as OC

Vikings lose in postseason, Bears are interested in Mike McCarthy

Bears interest in Mike McCarthy increases as Caleb Williams’ obsession with Aaron Rodgers is leaked in anonymous media reports

Bears bring in McCarthy for interview, cites strong relationship with Aaron Rodgers, Caleb agrees with McCarthy because he remembers this relationship when he was 5 years old

Bears interest shifts to Ben Johnson, a proven ‘non-leader’ of men who is a certified beta according to anonymous media reports

Bears want to interview Kliff Kingsbury, who is at the top of the Bears list, but cannot do so as the Commanders continue to win in the postseason

Eddie George leaks his Bears HC interview to Jay Glazer

Bears reluctantly interview Ben Johnson

Bears unfortunately hire Ben Johnson, who benefited from not having to speak to Bears players as part of the interview process

Bears reportedly target Pete Carroll to be their DC under Ben Johnson

Bears can only wait for impending Ben Johnson meltdown when he has to talk to actual NFL football players
 

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So here is how the Bears hiring of Ben Johnson played out….this is a retrospective based on remydat’s perspective listed in chronological order:



Bears unwillingly fire defensive genius Matt Eberflus midseason

Bears promote #2 OC in NFL, Thomas Brown, to HC position

Bears appear ready to offer full-time HC position to Thomas Brown

Bears score 13 points in huge loss to Niners in Brown’s debut

Bears score 12 points in huge loss to Vikings

Bears score 3 points in loss to Seahawks

Bears appear ready to offer full-time HC position to Thomas Brown

Thomas Brown goes 1-4 in his interim HC role, Bears appear ready to offer OC position to Brown

Vikings finish 14-3, Bears are interested in hiring Brian Flores, who destroyed a QBs career and is a DC. This hiring is dependent on Flores retaining Thomas Brown as OC

Vikings lose in postseason, Bears are interested in Mike McCarthy

Bears interest in Mike McCarthy increases as Caleb Williams’ obsession with Aaron Rodgers is leaked in anonymous media reports

Bears bring in McCarthy for interview, cites strong relationship with Aaron Rodgers, Caleb agrees with McCarthy because he remembers this relationship when he was 5 years old

Bears interest shifts to Ben Johnson, a proven ‘non-leader’ of men who is a certified beta according to anonymous media reports

Bears want to interview Kliff Kingsbury, who is at the top of the Bears list, but cannot do so as the Commanders continue to win in the postseason

Eddie George leaks his Bears HC interview to Jay Glazer

Bears reluctantly interview Ben Johnson

Bears unfortunately hire Ben Johnson, who benefited from not having to speak to Bears players as part of the interview process

Bears reportedly target Pete Carroll to be their DC under Ben Johnson

Bears can only wait for impending Ben Johnson meltdown when he has to talk to actual NFL football players

This is the most @remydat thread I have ever seen, and yet somehow Remy has yet to post.

@TheEarlofRobin - you need to change your name to @TheRemyWhisperer 🤣🤣🤣
 

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So here is how the Bears hiring of Ben Johnson played out….this is a retrospective based on remydat’s perspective listed in chronological order:



Bears unwillingly fire defensive genius Matt Eberflus midseason

Bears promote #2 OC in NFL, Thomas Brown, to HC position

Bears appear ready to offer full-time HC position to Thomas Brown

Bears score 13 points in huge loss to Niners in Brown’s debut

Bears score 12 points in huge loss to Vikings

Bears score 3 points in loss to Seahawks

Bears appear ready to offer full-time HC position to Thomas Brown

Thomas Brown goes 1-4 in his interim HC role, Bears appear ready to offer OC position to Brown

Vikings finish 14-3, Bears are interested in hiring Brian Flores, who destroyed a QBs career and is a DC. This hiring is dependent on Flores retaining Thomas Brown as OC

Vikings lose in postseason, Bears are interested in Mike McCarthy

Bears interest in Mike McCarthy increases as Caleb Williams’ obsession with Aaron Rodgers is leaked in anonymous media reports

Bears bring in McCarthy for interview, cites strong relationship with Aaron Rodgers, Caleb agrees with McCarthy because he remembers this relationship when he was 5 years old

Bears interest shifts to Ben Johnson, a proven ‘non-leader’ of men who is a certified beta according to anonymous media reports

Bears want to interview Kliff Kingsbury, who is at the top of the Bears list, but cannot do so as the Commanders continue to win in the postseason

Eddie George leaks his Bears HC interview to Jay Glazer

Bears reluctantly interview Ben Johnson

Bears unfortunately hire Ben Johnson, who benefited from not having to speak to Bears players as part of the interview process

Bears reportedly target Pete Carroll to be their DC under Ben Johnson

Bears can only wait for impending Ben Johnson meltdown when he has to talk to actual NFL football players

Only thing that would make this post funnier is if it were formatted like a wikipedia entry with links. Truly chronicling the vortex, props.
 

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Who is this Remydat character and why does he carry so much weight and gravitas?
 

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