Bears Journal

[KittiesKorner]

In an effort to cut down on forum clutter, I have decided to keep a Bears journal/diary to chronicle my thoughts about da bearz rather than broadcasting them willy nilly to anyone who cares (or doesn't care!) to read.

Here goes nothing.

4/4/14

Dear Bears Diary,

I really hope they re-sign Patrick Mannelly. He's ma boi.

Love,
Ole69

 

[Packer Fan]

Can we all post in your journal or do we all have to create our own journals?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

I want to read BF51's journal

Sent from Cuba

 

[Bearin' Down]

I want to read BF51's journal

Sent from Cuba

I think you do... every day!

 

[1COBearsfan]

I want to read BF51's journal

Sent from Cuba

"Rrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr fucktards!"

There you go. You're welcome

 

[sam slocum]

Nice Blog ole

 

[X]

/journal?

 

[KittiesKorner]

Can we all post in your journal or do we all have to create our own journals?

go for it.

 

[sam slocum]

In an effort to cut down on forum clutter, I have decided to keep a Bears journal/diary to chronicle my thoughts about da bearz rather than broadcasting them willy nilly to anyone who cares (or doesn't care!) to read.

Here goes nothing.

4/4/13



Dear Bears Diary,

I really hope they re-sign Patrick Mannelly. He's ma boi.

Love,
Ole69

Why is John McEnroe dressed like that in your Avatar pic?

 

[KittiesKorner]

4/4/14, 12:42 PM CT

Dear Bears Diary,

Do you think Cutler ever listens to Matchbox Twenty? I think they were underrated even though their lead singer has the same haircut as my little sister. Take it easy bro,

Ole69

 

[Packer Fan]

go for it.

Post in here or create my own? It's unclear. Please clarify. If you meant in here I will make my first entry.


4/4/14

Dear Bears Diary,

Alshon, Marshall and even Cutler scare the shit out of me. Please allow Trestman to vaccinate them of success.

Thank you Bears Diary.

Love,
Packer Fan


P.S. - Please tell Ole that it is 2014.

 

[Raskolnikov]

Dear Bears diary,

are you going to have news updates as well? you know....newspaper clippings.

I really want to boink Kristen Callivari, or a comparable little blonde. Did they have a girl yet? T minus 19 years to wait. Oh god....so long. Maybe the Bears will have a new concession item this year like the bacon jallepeno and cheese stuffed corndog at Texas Stadium. What would I like? IDK....a donut shaped like a full size football and filled with 3 lbs of 3 types of meat. Sounds chicago enough.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Post in here or create my own? It's unclear. Please clarify. If you meant in here I will make my first entry.


4/4/14

Dear Bears Diary,

Alshon, Marshall and even Cutler scare the shit out of me. Please allow Trestman to vaccinate them of success.

Thank you Bears Diary.

Love,
Packer Fan


P.S. - Please tell Ole that it is 2014.

Whatever floats your boat, bro. I amended my initial post for correct date information

 

[KittiesKorner]

Dear Bears diary,

are you going to have news updates as well? you know....newspaper clippings.

I really want to boink Kristen Callivari, or a comparable little blonde. Did they have a girl yet? T minus 19 years to wait. Oh god....so long. Maybe the Bears will have a new concession item this year like the bacon jallepeno and cheese stuffed corndog at Texas Stadium. What would I like? IDK....a donut shaped like a full size football and filled with 3 lbs of 3 types of meat. Sounds chicago enough.

Dear Raskolnikov,

Instead of waiting 19 years, you should just steal Rex Grossman's wife and complete his trifecta of misery at the hands of cruel fate.

Yours in perpetuity,
Bears Diary

 

[Raskolnikov]

Dear Raskolnikov,

Instead of waiting 19 years, you should just steal Rex Grossman's wife and complete his trifecta of misery at the hands of cruel fate.

Yours in perpetuity,
Bears Diary

you think it tastes like chicken?

 

[Kekua Zombie]

I want to read BF51's journal

Sent from Cuba

Dear Diary,

Mom is such a ***** sometimes. Today she yelled down the stairs at me to take out the trash, when I was in the middle of writing my blog. I yelled back, "God damn it mom, I'm busy! I'm writing about the butt baby offspring of JaMarcus Webb and Will Sutton!" She said she would tell dad I swore when he gets home, for fucks sake I'm 47 years old.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Dear Bears Diary @2:21 PM CT 4/4/14,

Quiz time. What famous poster said "jobs are overrated"?

I'll hang up and wait your answer,

Ole

 

[SERE Bear]

4/4/14

Dear Bears Diary,

Nothing football-related to report. But I did fap to MrsRexGrossman's selfie.

Love,

FirstTimer

Dear First Timer,


Its nice that you can overlook her flawed hands and Cankles. Let her know, every girl needs a self estime boost from time to time.

Your brother in fapping,
Bears Dairy

 

[WCL]

I want to read BF51's journal

Sent from Cuba

4/4/14

Dear Bears Diary,

Now that my youngest child has begun to eat solid foods, I know that it's only a matter of time before my tits go dry. After seven years of providing our babies with all the nutrition they need, I will no longer lactate. I'm afraid that I will no longer serve a function in this family, either.

I confessed my fears to Jen. She suggested that I find work as a wet nurse.

Love,
BF51

 

[malcore]

Dear Bears Diary @2:21 PM CT 4/4/14,

Quiz time. What famous poster said "jobs are overrated"?

I'll hang up and wait your answer,

Ole

"you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?"