Kekua Zombie
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food entry, 4414
BACON BIRD
**** OFF
If there is a heaven, I bet they serve that three times a day.
If there is a heaven, I bet they serve that three times a day.
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dear botfly,
how does your roommate who puts carpet on the toilet feel about this?
Peace out, treehugger,
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fapping and carpet is a no no im only allowed to spank it on the tile
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I don't think botfly has tile as he lives in a treehouse
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re: roommate with carpet toilet,
sounds like you need an intervention. smoke that foo!
--Bears Diary
sounds like you need an intervention. smoke that foo!
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Dearest Roommate,
Do not be alarmed if your toothbrush smells like poo. Cause theres poo on it.
Yours,
botfly
Do not be alarmed if your toothbrush smells like poo. Cause theres poo on it.
Yours,
botfly
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Dear Bears diary,
What do you do if your facebook friend keeps posting pictures of their new kid and it is butt ugly?
Thanks,
Worried in Winnetka
What do you do if your facebook friend keeps posting pictures of their new kid and it is butt ugly?
Thanks,
Worried in Winnetka
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Perhaps you could tell them that the new kid reminds you of your pet dog when you were a child, and while it was a truly ugly dog, you fed it anyway?
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or post tons of picks of the book the ugly duckling...subtle can sometimes be deadly
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1) Make a new Facebook account with the name "Incredibly Ugly Baby."
2) Tag all of the baby pictures.
3) Done.
2) Tag all of the baby pictures.
3) Done.
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Host a charity event such as: A Bears game at a tavern with all proceeds going towards plastic surgery for the unfortunate little shit.
I'm giving this alot of thought
I'm giving this alot of thought
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Dear Bears Diary,
Vash hates potheads. And fake socialism. I'm not sure which he hates more.
Rage on,
Ole
Vash hates potheads. And fake socialism. I'm not sure which he hates more.
Rage on,
Ole
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Dear Diary,
Football is da best!
Later brah,
O!
Football is da best!
Later brah,
O!
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this may be the greatest journal eva
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Dear Diary,
You heard it here first. Early Bennett is going to have a breakout season with da Browns, starting with our final preseason game against them in which he will not play because he is a starter.
quit hatin',
ole
You heard it here first. Early Bennett is going to have a breakout season with da Browns, starting with our final preseason game against them in which he will not play because he is a starter.
quit hatin',
ole
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Dear Ole, is it true that Bif is moving himself and his blog to Tampa?
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Dis a journal or a blog? needs more bloggin IMO.
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Dear Sam,
I believe he is taking his talents to South Beach, where he will be carried away by that boat Riptide from the TV show, so that his legacy will be enshrined as a misunderstood prophet.
Love,
Diary