Bears Journal

[xer0h0ur]

Dear Diary

Im gonna take a break from drinking for awhile I got drunk brought home some kfc then stomped it when the wife asked if I brought any mac and cheese....do you think I have a problem?....


p.s. does beer count as drinking?

Embracing your inner Bolton eh? At least you didn't flay her.

 

[Urblock]

Damn you guys. I went to the last page and now I have to read it all to see what the **** is going on.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Diary,

I'm sorry that golden shower got some of your pages wet.

Yours,
O9

 

[Gravis]

Dear Diary,

The NBA draft is today. Start sooner or everyone at ESPN gets a dose of a zombie virus and NFL fans gleefully live out their apocalyptic fantasies.

Signed,
The World.

P.S. - There has been an increase in bored suicides since the World Cup started.

P.S.S. - My antivirus just brought up a World Cup ad. **** you. Deleted.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Dear Gravis,

What is soccer?

Love,
Journal

 

[Don't Care]

Dear ole69,

What have you done with OmeletPants?

Sincerely,
Mr. Kristin Cavallari

 

[-Cago34-]

Dear diary,

I went out to dinner last night and had a couple beers which were disgusting, every drink I took I sort'a gagged. Then this morning, I gagged while brushing my teeth.

I think I'd make a terrible ***-boy.

Toodle-loo buckaroo,

-Lima

 

[KittiesKorner]

Dear Cago,

Come again?

Sláinte,

Journal

 

[-Cago34-]

I couldn't swallow or jam things in my mouth without gagging!!!

It scared me. What if my parents didn't get me the *** vaccine when I was a kid. I wouldn't make a very good boyfriend, ya know?

Thanks journal, I feel better now.

-Cagbrah

 

[KittiesKorner]

Ah, yes. All this means is you aren't of Spartan descent.

Vaya con dios,
Diary

 

[-Cago34-]

 

[KittiesKorner]

(dig the chain mail undershirt. Regards, RJ Dio)

 

[Hbkrusso]

dear diary

today cago scared me but then ole69 made it all better again


xoxo hugs and kisses hbk

 

[HeHateMe]

Dear diary, i miss my bros.

Ta ta,

greaser mike

 

[KittiesKorner]

Dear Tobey Maguire,

Here's a golden shower.

--codex

 

[HeHateMe]

Devon Morehouse

 

[Evobear]

Dear Diary

Rex Grossman looks like Tom Cruise fucked an Eagle and they had a baby.


Hail Xenu

 

[Desperado34]

Dear Ole,

Enjoy your summer and come tubin with me n my bros.

Burp

 

[DrGonzo]

Dear Holy Diver,

You've been down too long in the midnight sea. Yours in solidarity,

DG

 

[KittiesKorner]

Devon Morehouse

Was that show good? I kind of want to give kristen wiig a golden shower or pearl necklace.

-- journal