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Tjodalv

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Dear Journal,

Does it disturb you to know you just functioned like a tinder app for these guys?


Sincerely,
:popcorn:

Wait...did someone hook up with their cousin?
 

Desperado34

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Moved from IL to Texas last year and we're about to move back next month. Long distance moves fucking suuuuuck.

Drove a 26 foot Penske down here. Using the same thing but towing a car behind this time. Oughta be fun...
i wanna go to Texas sooooo bad.

Don't come back to IL. No one comes BACK to IL lol
 

R_Mac_1

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i wanna go to Texas sooooo bad.

Don't come back to IL. No one comes BACK to IL lol
Texas kind of sucks.

I'm actually moving back to the same area, but on the Iowa side. So technically not going back to IL.
 

Nick80

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Dear Bears Cutler,

Are you really that improved? I think Greene is up to a faster speed in learning the playbooks this year, be careful and care, left side, strong side. Lastly, is true Frey is the man or will it be chips?

Ok -

[video=youtube;AbEOgfq3CNc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbEOgfq3CNc&feature=kp[/video]

Don't do yourself a damage.

Always,

Chalky white.
 

Nick80

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Dear Bucs McCown,

Sax Solo!

[video=youtube;izGwDsrQ1eQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ#t=253[/video]

Yours,

80's George.
 

Bearly

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I swear, fucking home and garden TV is the worst thing to happen to handy husbands in the last decade.

Do what my buddy does. **** shit up every time you grab a hammer. She'll stop asking. Your choice, manly pride or golf? I chose incorrectly.:crying:

Had to move my shop last month. Total suck fest. If I didn't love the new purpose built space so much I'd have been really bummed.
 

R_Mac_1

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While I'm sure a lot of what I don't like about Texas is more prevalent here, there are plenty of things that apply to Texas in general. I'm just not a fan. Ready to gtfo
 

Nick80

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Dear Bears Wednesday morning,

So, it's almost time to anoint the TCH, shout about INTs and I'm sure as hell worried about the depth we have across the board, but we have the best safety in the league in Harry Potter, so I'm unfussed tbh, tldr, omg.

One last thing, Lima Beans.

Best regards, great blogging, look forward to your response.

Ringo, Paul, Luke and John.
 

Penny Traitor

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Dear Bears Journal,

After 47 days sobriety...I fell of the wagon and opened a Jeff George thread. Give me the strength to know that it will be terrible and that life is far too precious to waste 27 seconds of it on drivel.

Amen.
 

DrGonzo

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Dear Bears Journal,

Training camp dates have been released and the start is not far off. Unfortunately I have decided I can not wait even another minute, and so will instead put on some Todd Rundgren, draw a warm bath, light some candles, and slit my wrists with a spoon. Hell will have no surprises for me. Yours eternally,

DG
 

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Dear Bears Journal,

I thought my marriage was over last night when my wife walked in on me pleasuring myself in front of my computer screen. By the look on her face I thought she was going to kick me to the street. A sigh of relief came across her face when she realized I was watching "Chicago Bears 2013 - Season in Review." As she walked away I heard her comment "Thank God, at first I thought you were some kind of weirdo."

Life is good Mr. Journal...life is good. Until next time.

CAN'T WAIT
 

hebs

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Comin back to the QC area?

I was just there the last couple of weeks. I trailered my wave runners all the way there expecting to enjoy the river and then it fucking rained for like 4 days and drove the water back up to Special person levels... so painful. :mad:
 

Bigfoot

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Dear Bears Journal,

Today I ventured up to St. Pete, and saw this guy at a stop sign selling lima beans. He had a sign with him that said lonely Bears Fan seeking money for bait to go fishing. The sign also said these were top notch lima beans, and would not be disappointed. I didn't buy any, and felt bad. Then it dawned on me it was probably my bro Cago.

Sorry Bromigo Gibbs
 

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Dear Bears Journal,

I find myself asking if any defensive players drafted by Emery will start this season. I think its time to fire Phil and hire the resident CCS elite public speaker. To billboard or not to billboard? That is the question.

Sincerely,

CanTheFuckingSeasonBeginAlready
 

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