Best drunk fall down story!

[SilenceS]

So, last night after done with the NYE partying. Hit the local waffle house and while standing there I hit the deck like a ton of bricks. I have no idea how or why I fell. I literally just went down like a ton of bricks. Needless to say today I feel like a huge douche, but Im sure I wont see those people again. So, my question anybody got a good falling story or an awkward drunk moment?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Last st paddys day my buddy was walking down these stairs. It had to be at least 10 and he completely tumbled down em. Later that night he did the same thing but this time slid down em and his leg went thru I think the 3rd step from the bottom. It was at a house party so he just threw the broken step to the side and denied it lmao

Sent from Cuba

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I quit drinking, but the Cherry Coke I was pounding last night kept me wired.

 

[SilenceS]

Last st paddys day my buddy was walking down these stairs. It had to be at least 10 and he completely tumbled down em. Later that night he did the same thing but this time slid down em and his leg went thru I think the 3rd step from the bottom. It was at a house party so he just threw the broken step to the side and denied it lmao

Sent from Cuba

Lol, Ive done something similar friends. My friends house has like 20 steps with railings. So lost it and kicked out a railing catching myself. I denied it until the next time I got drunk. It look I punted the bastard.

 

[NCChiFan]

Been to Germany 3 times for 3-4 weeks at a crack with a buddy of mine. We always frequented a bar called, "Tenne" in a small town outside of Nuremburg. Last trip there got so plasted I couldn't walk, the wife of the owner of the bar was so concerned she had me carried/walked upstairs to their small efficiency apartment over the bar, then wouldn't let her husband leave me. So I woke up with a naked 70 year old German bar keeper sleeping across the room from me. Not sure what was worse, the hang over or the visual image that is now seared into my skull.