Big Buff's Manhood For Sale

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Dustin Byfuglien's Manhood For Sale

I have in my possession the manhood of Chicago Blackhawks uber player Dustin Byfuglien.

It was found in a dumpster outside the Wachovia Center in South Philly last night after being taken by Chris Pronger of the Philadelphia Flyers during the course of Games 1, 2, and 3 in the Stanley Cup Final.

Selling for $100,000, or Cliff Lee.

Local buyers only. Please do not e-mail if you live in Illinois.

PLEASE NOTE THAT MANHOOD IS NO LONGER IN WORKING CONDITION AND IS ONLY BEING SOLD FOR DISPLAY/MEMENTO PURPOSES.

"Overrated is no way to go through life."

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Sounds like you're awful proud of winning your first two games of the series...and after calling out a bunch of 'Hawks fans for their doucheness after the first two games, have reverted to the same level of ******-baggery after a tied series.
 

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looks like hes the second player this series to lose his manhood. after pronger whos trying to give it in the ass to every blackhawk that comes his way.
 

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Sounds like you're awful proud of winning your first two games of the series...and after calling out a bunch of 'Hawks fans for their doucheness after the first two games, have reverted to the same level of ******-baggery after a tied series.

woah dude, hold your horses.

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It was a news story on my live feed, thought it was funny.

now who's the asshole.
 
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It's a bit hard to play physical when you're the one getting beat on and every chintzy act you do ends up as a penalty. The refs have completely taken Buf out of this glorious matchup to extend the series (adjusts tinfoil hat). :D

Pronger has played a great series so far, but this flaunt is a little too much for me.
 

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Idk, I think it's kinda funny. lol
 

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Um ... now I just feel patronised ^

(No Worries?! ) That's my damned line, mate. :beerbang: :)
 

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i knew it was how prong rolled, i just didnt know the extent of it. i mean, not EVERY blackhawk wants his junk in their trunk
 

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Nah but Kmart is running a blue light special on Pronger's plus minus .... (absolutely brutal this game).
 

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Pronger got fucking rocked.
 

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