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This thread is to document Bill, Ed and George's Excellent Adventure, especially your worst fears on how it will end.
Be creative.
This thread is to document Bill, Ed and George's Excellent Adventure, especially your worst fears on how it will end.
Be creative.
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I can picture it. Early in October 2021, George finally realizes that he blew it hard in January of 2021 by not firing Pace and especially Nagy.
He had already made contact with Bill Polian ... and so, the Excellent Adventure begins.
After a cup of coffee and a 2 minute view of the Bears Browns game, Bill turns to George and Teddy and tells them that both Nagy and Pace have to go.
George and Teddy respond with ...
Bill then says to George, "You know that you are going to have to make the final decision on the new GM and HC hires because there is nobody in the building (looking pointedly at Teddy) who has any clue when it comes to football ... and that goes for you too, George. Sadly, the final call will have to be with you."
George and Teddy respond with ...
He had already made contact with Bill Polian ... and so, the Excellent Adventure begins.
After a cup of coffee and a 2 minute view of the Bears Browns game, Bill turns to George and Teddy and tells them that both Nagy and Pace have to go.
George and Teddy respond with ...
Bill then says to George, "You know that you are going to have to make the final decision on the new GM and HC hires because there is nobody in the building (looking pointedly at Teddy) who has any clue when it comes to football ... and that goes for you too, George. Sadly, the final call will have to be with you."
George and Teddy respond with ...
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The final day of Bill and Ted's (and George's) Excellent Adventure.
Bill is packing his briefcase as he prepares to leave Halas Hall for good.
Bill, "Now you remember who you are going to get as GM?"
George, "Ummm...."
Bill, "Oh, come on! We went through this a thousand times. He has big ties to Chicago ... Moroc ..."
George suddenly chimes in, "Morocc O Brown!"
Bill, "Yeee aaah, ok".
Bill begins to walk out the door. As he gets to the door, George calls out, "Bill! Bill! Who was going to be the HC again?"
Bill, losing his patience, "I personally set this all up. There is no way you can get this wrong."
George, "Ummmmmmmmmmm..."
Bill, "For God's sake, you interviewed him not long ago. Bald ... Beard ... Can't you remember?"
George, "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I remember!"
Bill Polian walks out the door, having chosen the best available GM, the best available HC and had them both agree to come to Chicago and create a new chapter of Bears football. He even setup the conference call this afternoon, him wanting to be a long way away from Halas Hall when it happens to not have to answer any media questions. He plans on watching the news conference in the comfort of his own home sitting on his favorite armchair.
This is the end of Bill's Excellent Adventure. Now it is George and Ted's Excellent Adventure, God have mercy on the franchise.
Hours later, Bill tunes into the news conference.
George has just begun to speak.
"I have just signed the new GM and HC for the Chicago Bears to lead the Bears to a bright future. Bill Polian gave us excellent recommendations but, in the end, I have made the final decisions and have signed both candidates to 10 year deals. They are going to be with us for a long time."
Bill thinking, so far so good. I am scared though.
George continues, "I would like to now introduce you to our new GM who has a long history with Chicago. Ladies and gentlemen ... a loud applause for ..."
"Barack Obama!"
(Morocc O Brown)
Bill's whiskey drops to the floor, shattering on impact. This is a nightmare. He knows that his reputation, constructed for decades, has been shattered as quickly as his glass.
He whispers, "This is a nightmare. How could it get worse?"
George then shows Bill how, "and welcome back our beloved bald and bearded HC ... MATT NAGY!"
"I'm Ba - ACK!"
Bill is packing his briefcase as he prepares to leave Halas Hall for good.
Bill, "Now you remember who you are going to get as GM?"
George, "Ummm...."
Bill, "Oh, come on! We went through this a thousand times. He has big ties to Chicago ... Moroc ..."
George suddenly chimes in, "Morocc O Brown!"
Bill, "Yeee aaah, ok".
Bill begins to walk out the door. As he gets to the door, George calls out, "Bill! Bill! Who was going to be the HC again?"
Bill, losing his patience, "I personally set this all up. There is no way you can get this wrong."
George, "Ummmmmmmmmmm..."
Bill, "For God's sake, you interviewed him not long ago. Bald ... Beard ... Can't you remember?"
George, "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I remember!"
Bill Polian walks out the door, having chosen the best available GM, the best available HC and had them both agree to come to Chicago and create a new chapter of Bears football. He even setup the conference call this afternoon, him wanting to be a long way away from Halas Hall when it happens to not have to answer any media questions. He plans on watching the news conference in the comfort of his own home sitting on his favorite armchair.
This is the end of Bill's Excellent Adventure. Now it is George and Ted's Excellent Adventure, God have mercy on the franchise.
Hours later, Bill tunes into the news conference.
George has just begun to speak.
"I have just signed the new GM and HC for the Chicago Bears to lead the Bears to a bright future. Bill Polian gave us excellent recommendations but, in the end, I have made the final decisions and have signed both candidates to 10 year deals. They are going to be with us for a long time."
Bill thinking, so far so good. I am scared though.
George continues, "I would like to now introduce you to our new GM who has a long history with Chicago. Ladies and gentlemen ... a loud applause for ..."
"Barack Obama!"
(Morocc O Brown)
Bill's whiskey drops to the floor, shattering on impact. This is a nightmare. He knows that his reputation, constructed for decades, has been shattered as quickly as his glass.
He whispers, "This is a nightmare. How could it get worse?"
George then shows Bill how, "and welcome back our beloved bald and bearded HC ... MATT NAGY!"
"I'm Ba - ACK!"