Bing Jensin Wins Offseason in One Press Conference!

[MDB111™]

Really impressive!

Key Notes.

Thanked Detroit
Thanked the Fords
Thanked Damn Campbell
Thanked A few Lions

Mentioned How John Shoop is pivotal in his lyfe

Told Caleb " It ain't all just you, ya mamby pamby"

Mentioned the Bears won't win if they don't put the work in.



BEARS


If he ends up being a Detroit spy and the Bears don't win dik, please refer to this post as evidence from day one.

 

[HeHateMe]

Really impressive!

Key Notes.

Thanked Detroit
Thanked the Fords
Thanked Damn Campbell
Thanked A few Lions

Mentioned How John Shoop is pivotal in his lyfe

Told Caleb " It ain't all just you, ya mamby pamby"

Mentioned the Bears won't win if they don't put the work in.



BEARS


If he ends up being a Detroit spy and the Bears don't win dik, please refer to this post as evidence from day one.

Here's the thing, HE showed the world that HE is in CONTROL

He isn't Flus

Said he likes benging Matt LaFleur's wive

He confirmed Jake from Twitter helped put this deal together

He invited Odunze, Williams, Dj Moore and Cole Kmet to the press conference so that they could immediately begin writing a whole new playbook together

He said Poles can suk his dink if he thinks he's not going to get a RB in the draft

No HITS principle talk. Not even a FISH principle.

He's deporting the OL coach because of poor run pro




You got a problem with this? Here's the thing, tea leaves have been read and Bears are going to take back the north and stuff


Deal with it you sanctimonious PRICK!

 

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Keeping Track of the Bears off season Win Total

Win 1 Losses 0

 

[MDB111™]

Here's the thing, HE showed the world that HE is in CONTROL

He isn't Flus

Said he likes benging Matt LaFleur's wive

He confirmed Jake from Twitter helped put this deal together

He invited Odunze, Williams, Dj Moore and Cole Kmet to the press conference so that they could immediately begin writing a whole new playbook together

He said Poles can suk his dink if he thinks he's not going to get a RB in the draft

No HITS principle talk. Not even a FISH principle.

He's deporting the OL coach because of poor run pro




You got a problem with this? Here's the thing, tea leaves have been read and Bears are going to take back the north and stuff


Deal with it you sanctimonious PRICK!

Here's the thing.

If you want to crown the man before any footballs have actually made touchdowns and Bears victories stack up then go ahead a crown him.

I'm gonna reserve judgements until I actually see some walk instead of hearing talk.

Matt Nagy has more experience than this guy but you want to nominate him Best Bear Coach Ever?

Miss me with that.

Look,

His 7 minute press conference verbally sucked the dinks of Detroit and it's players. Then he sucked his own dink. Then he hopped on John Shoops dink. When offered Calebs dink, he bit it.

John Shoop! If this guy had any sort of brane, he wouldn't bring that name up. Where else did he get schooling?

The Terry Shea school of quad right empty backfield?


Wake up Sheeple

 

[HeHateMe]

Here's the thing.

If you want to crown the man before any footballs have actually made touchdowns and Bears victories stack up then go ahead a crown him.

I'm gonna reserve judgements until I actually see some walk instead of hearing talk.

Matt Nagy has more experience than this guy but you want to nominate him Best Bear Coach Ever?

Miss me with that.

Look,

His 7 minute press conference verbally sucked the dinks of Detroit and it's players. Then he sucked his own dink. Then he hopped on John Shoops dink. When offered Calebs dink, he bit it.

John Shoop! If this guy had any sort of brane, he wouldn't bring that name up. Where else did he get schooling?

The Terry Shea school of quad right empty backfield?


Wake up Sheeple

The fact of the matter is this coach had the best introductory presser of any new hc the Bears have ever had and if there's anything to be gained from this, it's that all those other coaches weren't as good at introducing themselves as John Benson was today. And here's the thing, Matt Nagy actually had less experience than BJ had when he had his introductory presser, and never cucked the Chiefs like BJ is cucking the Lions.

You have no self awareness and I live in your head rent-free for decades

 

[4THQUARTERCLUTCHLER]

Who?

 

[onebud34]

I wonder if Ashley Bing will be in the booth

 

[MDB111™]

The fact of the matter is this coach had the best introductory presser of any new hc the Bears have ever had and if there's anything to be gained from this, it's that all those other coaches weren't as good at introducing themselves as John Benson was today. And here's the thing, Matt Nagy actually had less experience than BJ had when he had his introductory presser, and never cucked the Chiefs like BJ is cucking the Lions.

You have no self awareness and I live in your head rent-free for decades

I mean, you're not wrong on Nagy.

But I don't have vacancy in my head for you to even begin thinking about residency within it.

Honestly, if I am being honest and truthful? I'd have to dive into more Bing Jenson tape to even formulate an opinion on the guy.

But so far as of this minute, I feel like the Bears just overpaid for a snake oil salesman.


Gotta run. Storm is coming. Also it's my last day working from home because Donald thinks I'd do better in the office.

 

[MDB111™]

Who?

Have you been living under a rock, rent free?

 

[4THQUARTERCLUTCHLER]

Are we really calling him that ?

 

[MDB111™]

Are we really calling him that ?

Here's the thing. You don't get your real name used until you prove something in Chicago. Only then does ccs consider using it. Bing Jensin is no exception.

 

[4THQUARTERCLUTCHLER]

Here's the thing. You don't get your real name used until you prove something in Chicago. Only then does ccs consider using it. Bing Jensin is no exception.

Well im just glad we didn't hire Melissa McCarthy then I guess