Bomb Cyclone on Saturday?

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Holy moly just read that the storm scheduled for the Bears game on Saturday has been upgraded to a class 1 bomb cyclone, meaning it won't be Bills Weather (heavy snow) but rather, Bear Cyclone weather where it's sub-zero temps with 40 mile an hour winds coming from every direction due to soldier field being on a lake and having no roof.

Any attempts at passing or kicking will be precarious, not knowing where the ball will travel, in what direction, or to what distance. I don't expect any passing, punting or even full kickoffs in this weather.

Heavy runs, going for it on 4th, onside kicks sounds like the gameplan here.

I'm actually looking forward to it, going to be the first bomb cyclone game I've ever seen.
 

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Holy moly just read that the storm scheduled for the Bears game on Saturday has been upgraded to a class 1 bomb cyclone, meaning it won't be Bills Weather (heavy snow) but rather, Bear Cyclone weather where it's sub-zero temps with 40 mile an hour winds coming from every direction due to soldier field being on a lake and having no roof.

Any attempts at passing or kicking will be precarious, not knowing where the ball will travel, in what direction, or to what distance. I don't expect any passing, punting or even full kickoffs in this weather.

Heavy runs, going for it on 4th, onside kicks sounds like the gameplan here.

I'm actually looking forward to it, going to be the first bomb cyclone game I've ever seen.


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I do have a tip for the coaches if one of our insiders can pass this along. Passing MIGHT be possible, and even very beneficial to Fields as he likes to take those big shots downfield. But they don't want to telegraph that. I'd suggest that they have the Center toss up a little grass before they get lined up to see if the wind from the launch spot for Fields is going to get that ball some extra OOMF to the target. Then GO FOR IT, but make it quick because Bomb Cyclone gusts can shift without warning.
 

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I do have a tip for the coaches if one of our insiders can pass this along. Passing MIGHT be possible, and even very beneficial to Fields as he likes to take those big shots downfield. But they don't want to telegraph that. I'd suggest that they have the Center toss up a little grass before they get lined up to see if the wind from the launch spot for Fields is going to get that ball some extra OOMF to the target. Then GO FOR IT, but make it quick because Bomb Cyclone gusts can shift without warning.

Also if Fields could throw it before 2.5 seconds that would be swell.
 

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Is Fields worthy of a fantasy play? Can he attack and concur this bomb cyclone? Stay tuned for the next episode….
 

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If it's going to be that cold, I hope they wrap up warm.

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Holy moly just read that the storm scheduled for the Bears game on Saturday has been upgraded to a class 1 bomb cyclone, meaning it won't be Bills Weather (heavy snow) but rather, Bear Cyclone weather where it's sub-zero temps with 40 mile an hour winds coming from every direction due to soldier field being on a lake and having no roof.

Any attempts at passing or kicking will be precarious, not knowing where the ball will travel, in what direction, or to what distance. I don't expect any passing, punting or even full kickoffs in this weather.

Heavy runs, going for it on 4th, onside kicks sounds like the gameplan here.

I'm actually looking forward to it, going to be the first bomb cyclone game I've ever seen.

justin gonna run for 200 yards. MUST WATCH
 

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At least it will be warm. -50 for me tonight, with the windchill.
 

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We callin polar vortexes bomb cyclones now?
 

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