BRENT URBAN IS A GROWN *** MAN

[HeHateMe]

HE IS ALWAYS SO PUMPED AND READY TO MAEK A PLAY

HE REKTS PPL FOR A CIRTICAL MOMENT EVERY SINGLE GAME

ALWAYS HYPING UP HIS TEAM

HE IS THE WHITE VERSION OF AKEIM HICKS

FUN FACT HE IS CANADIAN SO HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO LIVE HERE AND RISK AMERICAN RETARDS SPREADING COVID EVERYWHERE BUT HE LOVES FOOTBALL SO MUCH HE LITERALLY RISKS HIS LIFE FOR THE BEARS


BEARS

 

[legendxofxlink]

Tonight, The Suburban air guitars with Mitch, lead vocals in club dub. Foles is punching air in the stands.

 

[MDB111™]

Brent Urban has more street cred than Aquib Talib

 

[Briggs is GOAT]

You know last week I called Cole Kmet a SADIST who loves the VIOLENCE of the game...

Well 1 player has joined him in that class, and that's BRENT "GUITAR HERO" URBAN. HE'S THE WHITE VERSION OF AKIEM HICKS MINUS THE CONSTANT ROUGHING PENALTIES.

Mitch "GAZELLE-OX" TRUBISKY (as you called him earlier) will join that class if he puts 77 up against GB (though @remydat might want 80, I'll have to check with him).

 

[Hawkeye OG]

This guy brings his lunch box to work everyday. High motor guy. Love it

 

[HeHateMe]

BUMP

 

[Penny Traitor]

Brent Urban is the Canadian Warren Sapp.

Also...his wife is a bigger meatball than @Hbkrusso

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