Broetry

[KittiesKorner]

I have finished
the beer
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for Friday
Forgive me
this girl came over
so sweet
and so hot

 

[KittiesKorner]

Stopping by Wawa on a Snowy Evening

Is Wawa open? Yes or no?
We need to stop if it's not closed
To stock up for the party. Shit!
But Wawa doesn't sell beer, though

I'm such an ass. I must admit
I'd completely forgotten it:
Convenience stores don't sell booze here.
Now how the hell will we get lit?

We've only got two racks of beer
And one bottle of Everclear;
That's just enough for maybe three
Or four of us. It would appear

That some of us will have to be
Spending the night alcohol-free.
I guess I'll drink lemonade tea,
I guess I'll drink lemonade tea.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Final Final Fantasy

I will not spend one hundred and thirteen
hours of my life on a video game
ever again. I will not rationalize,
claiming that it is somehow "research" for
my future career as a comic book
writer. I will not allow myself to be
sucked beyond the event horizon of an
RPG situated on a distant
planet, no matter how good the graphics are
on the nubile female lead character's chest.
I will no longer waste my time seeking out
arbitrary unlockable achievements.
I am going to start beating games faster.

 

[KittiesKorner]

For Mama Celeste, as a Child

Mother cut tiny
slices for my small boy hands:
delicate pizza.

For Mama Celeste, in College

Hold up. This whole time
you were only a dollar?
You cheap, frozen whore.

For Mama Celeste, after College

Sorry about that.
Please take me back, Mama C.
I'm sick of ramen.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Why Do Buses Smell?

The young girl asks her
mother. I listen, because
I want to know, too.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

The Humpty Dance is your chance
Do the Hump

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Haiku for War

With dusk I am caught
peering over the holly
hedge at the dogwood

-The Cawk​

 

[Crystallas]

....
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say ....

 

[ruprecht]

The sore on my penis has me concerned
Crusty and musty and green on the edge
Smoke a blunt and veg
Think about the knife
Steak or paring
Wash it well so the wife wont know

 

[ruprecht]

I should probably hold off on my morbid-romantic ode entitled "Lisa".

 

[xer0h0ur]

10/10
would read again

 

[ruprecht]

10/10
would read again

Surely you have a broetry contribution, bro.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Surely you have a broetry contribution, bro.

Roses are red
True love is rare
Booty Booty Booty
Rockin' Everywhere

 

[xer0h0ur]

Roses are red
Diamonds are rare
I am so sorry
I came in your hair

 

[ruprecht]

Roses are red
Diamonds are rare
I am so sorry
I came in your hair

Crude but effective.

 

[xer0h0ur]

That is the type of broetry you get out of a frat guy.

 

[airtime143]

Milk, Milk, Lemonade,
I like the poems by Tardigrade.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I can't take credit

http://www.npr.org/2011/07/24/137788995/yo-bro-belly-up-to-the-bar-and-recite-broetry

 

[airtime143]

I can't take credit

http://www.npr.org/2011/07/24/137788995/yo-bro-belly-up-to-the-bar-and-recite-broetry

well, Now my poem is invalid.

Eenie meenie minee moe,
I still thank you for sharing, though.