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Broke my arm Sunday. Got an orange cast yesterday. Bear down!
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How can I sign it?
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Good question. Any ideas?
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Why did you do that?
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I was thinking the same thing. My leg was broken once but i've never broken my leg....
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It deserved it. :shrug:
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What happened to the other guy?.
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He won't lie to any more children. I assure you that.
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The doctor called it a night stick injury. I called him a racist.
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Dis thread.... is full of Monk Post gold lmao
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Much like the King Slayer, you'll need to train yourself to use your left hand to pleasure yourself now.
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Perhaps this is what lead to the "night stick injury" in the first place.
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You ever try to wipe with your off hand? It's freakin impossible.
malcore
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Your wife doesn't love you?
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I said it was impossible myself. How do you think I got it done?
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Get out the garden hose or have a bidet installed. The restroom in VIP checkin at the Bellagio has a built in bidet. You can control the water placement, speed, and pulsing with the controls mounted on the wall next to the throne. When you finish pooping and rinsing it finishes you off with a built in blowdryer.
It is never just a quick trip to the restroom when you go in there!
It is never just a quick trip to the restroom when you go in there!
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bidets are the shit!
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