Buddy of mine from the Army posted this (Who had the best civil war facial hair?)

[TSD]

Amazes me these were once considered normal.





Burnside FTW!

 

[sth]

I have to go with Jeb Stewart. Not only was he the eyes of Lee's army but he had the fullest beard. That is one committed beard, like rip van winkle style. Ambrose Burnside is good but him being bald is off putting.

 

[jakobeast]

Adelbert Ames had a very stylized mug o hair.

 

[Bringmepie]

I little less 'stache and a goate and Burnside might pass for Gowron.

 

[Ton]

The better question is, how many of them actually got laid?

 

[jakobeast]

The better question is, how many of them actually got laid?

All of them. cause their wives looked just like them.

 

[The Count Dante]

All of them. cause their wives looked just like them.

Ah the good ole days...when you owned your woman like property...



<sigh>

 

[BigPete]

Have you seen my beard lately? I have a newish pic up on FB. I think I need to put on some Union Colonel uniform and take a pic.

 

[jakobeast]

Have you seen my beard lately? I have a newish pic up on FB. I think I need to put on some Union Colonel uniform and take a pic.

You put a new pic of your wife up? HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[TSD]

You put a new pic of your wife up? HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!

All i gotta say on that is Pete better be making use of the unreal rack is wife has.

 

[jakobeast]

All i gotta say on that is Pete better be making use of the unreal rack is wife has.

He is. BigPete is designing the latest bra for blessed women. At the launch party for his brassiere line, he was quoted as saying "as icky as girls are, their bosoms need the support. I am just the "man" to provide it."





He has hired Jakobeast, Inc as the marketing company. As President, I feel I have the best ad campaign for him. It will include a multi pronged attack to include, but not limited to, radio, t.v. billboard, sky writing, and a viral campaign of bras being flung at unsuspecting women walking down the street. The tag line will be "PUT YOUR TITS IN THIS!"