Welcome to the first of many IHN member evaluations. Let's get right to it. and save the dribble.... but please feel free to add onto and remark.
Bookjones
Loud, opinionated, fancy word using, creepy, degenerate, obnoxious, pretentious, self absorbed, false prophet. A small description of one of the most annoying members of IHN. If Eddie Murphy. Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Bono, Dr. Phill, Rosie O'Donnell, Paulie Shore, Nancy Grace, Larry The Cable Guy and Connie Chung had a love child surely Bookjones would be the name.
Other than boring the boards with tales of shoes and a menstrual cycle that would make the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan blush what does she add to these boards and what does she contribute other than anxieties and lack of self esteem within the reader? An over use of words ending in "ism" and blending them with some made up street lingo trying to save face with her "posse". I'm sorry bookjones Boyz To Men may have been black but they were still Boyz To Men. Pick a personality and stick with it.
And we all get it Bookjones, you have built up sexual tensions with reagards to Joel Quenneville. We don't need to read about your fantasies of him anymore. Him reading The Color Purple to you while his slight unbuttoned tweed jacket and dress shirt give subtle hints of the grey love nest beneath. He feeding you sweet and sour pork off the tips of steady chop sticks. His moustache twinkling like the nose of Elizabeth Montgomery as he chews on ice cubes. You watching the drips off water run off his moustache, licking your lips desiring the only thing that can cool you.
GET OVER YOURSELF AND YOUR FANTASIES!! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!! WE ARE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT!!
Oh and this books thread thing of hers. A great way to hijack a hockey board and turn what was once a fun site focused on a blood sport into a board about literature. Literature about little girls having their first periods and discovering womanhood. Must be nice living your life through the words of others. Fear not bookjones womanhood will eventually take you by the hand also. But be warned Havoc will be holding the other.
In conclusion......a wise woman once said.[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] "If you surrender to the wind, you can ride it". [/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I fart in your general direction.....catch the wave biaaaaatch!!![/font]
