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wtf up at five and still not tired
cant sleep
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Try jerking off.
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The clowns will eat you
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check your clock again.....
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Get stoned. Eat a Xanax.
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You could give Ares a hand and kill some pigeons. X has a point.
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Ahhh still keeping your nuclear powered car in secret, eh?
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tried masturbation my heart just wasn't in it
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You were picturing Ares naked again. :smh:
All jokes aside, thinking of ways to help you sleep is usually counterintuitive because it will make you think more than you should. What I find works best for me, is to watch some mindless comedy that I have no intentions of enjoying. This way, if you fall asleep watching it, you don't really care to know how it ends.
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for sure, you need an indica strain of weed though. Some Sativa's give you energy. Read the thread below this one and trust the research. 
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Things that have worked to some extent for me...
-Blink several times, quickly...your eyes get tired.
-Start @ 300, count backwards by 3's.
-QVC.
-Pick a simple song (Mary Had a Little Lamb, for example). Count the A's in the song...then the B's, etc...
-Read a fictional book.
-Suppress your yawns as often as possible.
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Mary had a little lamb.....
When does this lamb grow up and we hear the continuance to this story? Maybe Mary eventually has a rabbit sheep that ate her, otherwise a part two would have existed.
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Junkiesfor sure, you need an indica strain of weed though. Some Sativa's give you energy. Read the thread below this one and trust the research.
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Quaaludes FTW
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Did you try using lil mrs grossmanswife black dress pic?
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Watch a movie you have seen a shitload of times. That seems to do the trick. 007 movies work for me
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The Golf Channel... zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
... or late night PBS programming.
... or late night PBS programming.
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Its guilt from disliking me. :rolling:
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Try listening to John Kerry deliver a speech...It's a cure for insomnia