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Are you one of those people that make people sick to their stomach when you smile because of how yellow your teeth are?
Do you sometimes wonder how much better your appearance would be if your teeth were whiter?
Have you spent hundreds of dollars on products to help whiten your teeth? And then wait until they got yellow again before spending a shit load more money?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to
For just under 2 dollars, you can whiten your teeth by a few shades in just a couple of weeks!
HOW?!?!?!
Hydrogen Peroxide!
Go to whatever store you know that sells Hydrogen Peroxide, make sure it's only a 3% solution and buy that shit!
Also, make sure that it states that it can be used for oral use on the back of the bottle.
Fill a third of a cap of a small bottle of Scope or something similar with Hydrogen Peroxide and another third with water. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute and spit it out. It tastes like ass. It is recommended that you do not breath through your nose after you spit it out because you'll taste it... Once you spit, immediately rinse with water and start brushing your teeth. Viola!
The main ingredient in teeth whitening products like Crest White Strips is Hydrogen Peroxide... and it's expensive compared to the 2 bucks you'd waste on HP alone.
WARNING
Don't swallow it! A small amount won't hurt, but a larger amount can send you to the hospital
Side effects include, but not limited to: Loss of genitals, change in sexual orientation, barking at random people on the street, wanting to listen to Justin Bieber and much much more. jk.
Do you sometimes wonder how much better your appearance would be if your teeth were whiter?
Have you spent hundreds of dollars on products to help whiten your teeth? And then wait until they got yellow again before spending a shit load more money?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to
LISTEN UP!!
For just under 2 dollars, you can whiten your teeth by a few shades in just a couple of weeks!
HOW?!?!?!
Hydrogen Peroxide!
Go to whatever store you know that sells Hydrogen Peroxide, make sure it's only a 3% solution and buy that shit!
Also, make sure that it states that it can be used for oral use on the back of the bottle.
Fill a third of a cap of a small bottle of Scope or something similar with Hydrogen Peroxide and another third with water. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute and spit it out. It tastes like ass. It is recommended that you do not breath through your nose after you spit it out because you'll taste it... Once you spit, immediately rinse with water and start brushing your teeth. Viola!
The main ingredient in teeth whitening products like Crest White Strips is Hydrogen Peroxide... and it's expensive compared to the 2 bucks you'd waste on HP alone.
WARNING
Don't swallow it! A small amount won't hurt, but a larger amount can send you to the hospital
Side effects include, but not limited to: Loss of genitals, change in sexual orientation, barking at random people on the street, wanting to listen to Justin Bieber and much much more. jk.
