ChiCitySports Haiku Thread

[Rush]

Let's hear your haikus about ChiCitySports.

For all the tards a haiku is a poem with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second and 5 in the third.

Captain Obvious
What is your problem with me?
I post not toward you

ChiCitySports Meet Up
Drinks, the next round is on Zack
Dero is sober

Got internship, Yes!
Sports Radio Show in Town.
643 Sports, ****.

Instead of Face book
I log onto CCS
I have no real friends

We are not worthy
Captain Iago and Scoot
Step up your game dude

 

[Captain Obvious]

Rush is the admin
Of the Best Site on the web
He sucks big dick, too

 

[X]

For those not sure...a Haiku is a 3-line "poem" consisting of 5 syllables in the 1st line, then 7, then 5...

I love this damn site
I spend too much time on here
oh well, on your knees!


:elephant:

 

[derosabomb]

deros not sober
at least not all the time
Tomorrow he drunk

 

[Captain Obvious]

I make lots of fun
at derosabomb because
he is big lameass

 

[Captain Obvious]

Derosabomb sucks
He is annoying poster
I have my research

 

[X]

I make lots of fun
at derosabomb because
he is big lameass

Captain Obvious
laughs at Gator all the time
because he wants his..................................

 

[derosabomb]

Captain Obvious
laughs at Gator all the time
because he wants his..................................

Go on....

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

Haikus are fun.
Sometimes they make no sense.
Refrigerator.

 

[Rush]

Derosabomb sucks
He is annoying poster
I have my research

fucking LOL.

 

[nickofypres]

whitesox901
defender of the damn faith
also, on yo kneez

 

[Rush]

whitesox901
i like his shit on facebook
STAY CREEPIN ALL DAY

 

[Captain Obvious]

From BigP50
To JoeyAltidoreHeart
Gator still dumber

 

[derosabomb]

Magic underpants
I have one, two three four wives
Guess who i am now

 

[Rush]

Dero is lame ass
he is being the ***** here
I have the research

 

[Captain Obvious]

Wikipedia:
DeRosaBomb is nice guy
Gator right. My hill.

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

Zach has hot sister.
She makes my pants much bigger.
Bumping naughty parts.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Gator29:
The lame ass of CCS.
Research not needed.

 

[HighJump31]

 

[Gator29]

Gator29:
The lame ass of CCS.
Research not needed.

omg!!!