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If Ton received excess donations maybe we could use a few here at IHN?



Jako can be in charge of washing them.
 

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They should have issued vibrators to all the female servicemembers with a shit load of batteries. I might still be married to my first wife
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They should have issued vibrators to all the female servicemembers with a shit load of batteries. I might still be married to my first wife
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Cause you wife was in the military and sought relief elsewhere? Or because you came to a female service member's aid?





They have made many advancements. They even have ones you can hook up to you iPods.
 

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Is that the idildo?
 

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Cause you wife was in the military and sought relief elsewhere? Or because you came to a female service member's aid?





They have made many advancements. They even have ones you can hook up to you iPods.

You don't remember this story? She deployed to Iraq and slept with her Lt.



I was in Korea. I came to the aid of a female service member several months later after the divorce was in work, and I didn't use any battery powered equipment when I did that
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You don't remember this story? She deployed to Iraq and slept with her Lt.



I was in Korea. I came to the aid of a female service member several months later after the divorce was in work, and I didn't use any battery powered equipment when I did that
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No sorry. I don't ever remember hearing you talk about the first wife. One of the ladies I work with divorced her husband because he got caught banging a superior officer's wife. I thought you got in major trouble if you got caught doing that. I know when I was watching the PBS series Carrier two people from the boat had sex when they were on shore and all hell came down on them.
 

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No sorry. I don't ever remember hearing you talk about the first wife. One of the ladies I work with divorced her husband because he got caught banging a superior officer's wife. I thought you got in major trouble if you got caught doing that. I know when I was watching the PBS series Carrier two people from the boat had sex when they were on shore and all hell came down on them.

I saw that carrier show too. They got pulled off the boat and got in huge trouble. I think the superior officer thing is something you get in trouble for but I think it is more if you're ordered to stop and you disobey and keep doing it.
 

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No sorry. I don't ever remember hearing you talk about the first wife. One of the ladies I work with divorced her husband because he got caught banging a superior officer's wife. I thought you got in major trouble if you got caught doing that. I know when I was watching the PBS series Carrier two people from the boat had sex when they were on shore and all hell came down on them.

My exwife was a lower enlisted soldier. She lost all rank and pay advancements she had earned and was dishonorably discharged from the Army with no benefits of any kind. The Lt. was given a choice of losing his commission and finishing his term of service as an enlisted man or getting a dishonorable discharge as well. He was previously an enlisted soldier so I believe he chose to switch back to enlisted and finished his term of service. To their credit (as wierd as that sounds) they are still together and have 3 kids and a happy functioning marriage.
 

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I saw that carrier show too. They got pulled off the boat and got in huge trouble. I think the superior officer thing is something you get in trouble for but I think it is more if you're ordered to stop and you disobey and keep doing it.

It all depends on the boss of the people that are fucking around. If they want to prosecute them, they will, even without any cease and decist 'warnings'.
 

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My exwife was a lower enlisted soldier. She lost all rank and pay advancements she had earned and was dishonorably discharged from the Army with no benefits of any kind. The Lt. was given a choice of losing his commission and finishing his term of service as an enlisted man or getting a dishonorable discharge as well. He was previously an enlisted soldier so I believe he chose to switch back to enlisted and finished his term of service. To their credit (as wierd as that sounds) they are still together and have 3 kids and a happy functioning marriage.



So what kind of punishment did you get?
 

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Bri if your superior officers wife is not in the military....technically speaking you havent done anything wrong. I dont recall any rule on fucking civilians, even your CO's wife.
 

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Bri if your superior officers wife is not in the military....technically speaking you havent done anything wrong. I dont recall any rule on fucking civilians, even your CO's wife.



I was referring to Pete's wife. I just added the part about the lady I work with. Don't know if he got in an trouble outside of with his wife who divorced him, but I would think his actions would be viewed by the military as unsavory and disgraceful.
 

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So what kind of punishment did you get?

For what? I was not fraternizing with someone that I wasn't 'allowed to'. If you mean, I was still married when I was sleeping with someone other than my spouse: my chain of command knew what happened to me, it was many months later, and they knew that the minute I got out of Korea I was going to finalize the divorce request that was already being submitted back in the states. So, they turned a blind eye and chose not to follow the letter of the law.
 

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