Cougar life

[TSD]

So I listen to howard stern every morning on sirius, and hes been plugging "cougarlife.com". So I went to peruse the site.



I mosted got terrified. I would probably be begging for my life at the end of an evening with these oversexed harlots, whats even more terrifying is there are like 60-70+ year old women on there, thats a little out of the ballpark, If I could even get a boner Id be afraid Id kill them.



Heres a sampling (some of these women are borderlining on pathetic). Heres a sampling of what you will find:

you arent 21 anymore, no amount of pastel makeup and hip clothing is going to change that.

please, dont photoshop your face to blot out the wrinkles, its a fucking cougar site, we know your old.

She's stalking her prey like a mountain lion.

This broad is 54?! HELLO NURSE! Seeing as shes the same age as my mom, I dont think my mother would approve.

 

[bri]

Do you want a cougar or a sugar mama?

 

[TSD]

Do you want a cougar or a sugar mama?

I dont want either. I would never actually date a woman that much older than me. Just because eventually, it really would matter if the womans like 65 when im 45.

 

[bri]

Does it make me a terrible person cause i couldn't be with a geezer like Hef,? I think 45 would be my limit and i would have to truly be in love with him.

 

[TSD]

Does it make me a terrible person cause i couldn't be with a geezer like Hef,? I think 45 would be my limit and i would have to truly be in love with him.

No. and his "girlfriends" wouldnt be with him either if he werent filthy rich, no matter what they fucking say. Whenever you see a young woman with some ancient man, its for some sort of financial gain.



Like whats her face, thats dead Anna Nicole, you cant honestly tell me she loved some old dude on the brink of death, who could barely speak and ENJOYED polishing his knob, if they even did that.



I just want to put a bullet into the head of any woman that is in a situation like that and says "it isnt for the money". Last time ive checked Ive Never seen some 25 year old in a relationship with a 70 year old man who wasnt rich.

 

[supraman]

I approve of the 1st and last one.

 

[TSD]

I approve of the 1st and last one.

I dont know about the first one. I think you had to see all of her photos to really disapprove. I will never deter a person from "living it up" as it were no matter the age, but for christs sake, dont dress and make yourself up like you are 25 years younger than you are. i.e. dont where "club clothes" some 20 year old would, you can still look sexy with a little more age appropriate classy get up.



Like there was a 45 year old grade school teacher on there that was smokin hot, and just got divorced and wanted a younger man to fulfull some fantasies shes "put off for far too long".



No dice for me though

she wants dudes freshly entering manhood 18-21 ONLY.



The last one? **** yes, I didnt think a "normal" 54 year old could have a body like that, I thought only celebrities were capable of such feats.

 

[jakobeast]

I say go for it. Nail one. I don't think any are really looking long term. I could be wrong, but I think a good chunk may be freshly divorced, and not looking for serious shit.

 

[R K]

You joined Cougarlife?

 

[TSD]

For the love of god I have no intention of actually meeting somebody on cougar life, I just wanted to look at the broads that were on the site.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

For the love of god I have no intention of actually meeting somebody on cougar life, I just wanted to look at the broads that were on the site.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

 

[bri]

I know there is suppose to be a website called Sugardaddy, but I have never been to it. Dr Phil had some skank on that got men through there who bought her expensive stuff. She was married and told her husband she didn't care if he liked it or not she was going to date them and have sex with them. I'm way too low maintenance for something like that.. It just takes very little to make me happy.

 

[TSD]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Fine, Im just going to go out and **** a bunch of women old enough to be my grandmother and report back.



..............If I am not in jail for accidently breaking one of their hips.

 

[bri]

Fine, Im just going to go out and **** a bunch of women old enough to be my grandmother and report back.



..............If I am not in jail for accidently breaking one of their hips.

I hear Betty White is looking for somebody to rock her world.

 

[R K]

I hear Betty White is looking for somebody to rock her world.

Should be #1 on TSD's list actually....

 

[R K]

Fine, Im just going to go out and **** a bunch of women old enough to be my grandmother and report back.



..............If I am not in jail for accidently breaking one of their hips.

Actually I'm not quite sure your detailed report would be appropriate for IHN. Nor the pictures!

 

[bubbleheadchief]

Actually I'm not quite sure your detailed report would be appropriate for IHN. Nor the pictures!

Please NO pictures!!!!

 

[bookjones]

Actually I'm not quite sure your detailed report would be appropriate for IHN. Nor the pictures!

Fun-sucker!

 

[TJD]

I have to think TCD is breaking some privacy policy on this.

 

[supraman]

Fine, Im just going to go out and **** a bunch of women old enough to be my grandmother and report back.



..............If I am not in jail for accidently breaking one of their hips.

But then you can say you pound bitches so hard you can break their hips.



Also some chicks get better with age. It is rare but there are some. Also for the club cloths look if the older whore can pull it off more power to her. Just means shes easy. Send her my way.