- Apr 16, 2013
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Have I ever told yall about my one legged midget hooker that was called "The Pitching Machine"?
Meh. Liked that shit in highschool,but he's such a fake hack and a dork in real life- I believe none of his bullshit. Very fratty humor. Some are funny though.If you want humorous stories of sexual encounters, I suggest you to read the Tucker Max books.
I hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First. I haven't finished the second one yet.
Omg delete. Tmi.Awesome thread.
Like 1co, I've been in a tag-team, although not with him. Roadtripped back to college for Alumni college rugby game. It's about 2:00 A.M. at the social and girl shows up wit an azz that don't quit. My buddy and I look at one another and say "Let's do this." We both make small talk and flirt with this sophmore and eventually make an elaborate drunken plan to have them walk towards the dorms. I catch up with them, we kick his little brother out of his room, and do the nasty. About 4:00 A.M. the party is still going and she shows back up trying to make out with me. Gross. Hanging on me all morning with dick breath. But I had to hang tough so she didn't call the cops. Who knows what that crazy bitch could of said we did.
Fucked a girl in a ghetto ass laundry mat bathroom. Had sex with my now wife on her boss's desk, then floor and then spooged in her coffee mug. Her Boss was the head RA for one of the dorms in school.
I like sex.