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Please be advised that the following content may contain spoilers for the following movie(s): Draft Day
Disclaimer: The writers of Draft Day already ruined this movie with their CHIT tier writing but I’m going to ruin it even more.
I’m pretty sure NFL GM’s don’t watch the talking heads on ESPN or NFL Network
Only the Browns would hire Kevin Costner to be their GM.
Why would the Seahawks GM decide to call Costner right when he’s eating his brekkie?
Why does Costner drive all over Cleveland on his way to work?
Costner listens to some radio guy say they don’t have beaches even though the city is literally right on a giant lake. Also the announcer implies that you have to have a beach in order to be a nice town. He also makes a very sexist remark saying you need to have beautiful women as well.
Later, he says Canton is 20 miles down the road when in actuality it’s about 50 miles. Even Akron is further than 20 miles. Also football was not invented in Canton. Gosh no wonder why Cleveland fans are so dumb, they literally have this guy spouting out misinformation and conspiracy theories every day. Come to think of it, he does sound a little like Tucker Carlson. Why is Costner listening to him again?
A few other things about the announcers. Why on Draft Day would they be talking about the move to Baltimore? It was 20 years ago and you mouth breathers still got your football team back. Time to move on! There’s literally a draft today. This guy also tells Costner that if he screws up the draft that he will be gone in a very threatening manner. Isn’t this what Tucker usually does on his show?
Hey look Vontae Mack says he’s from Virginia and the phone number he calls from has a Virginia area code. One of the writers actually did an ounce of research ???
I’m pretty sure if an NFL draft prospect called a GM out of the blue and told him that “he can’t be having a late teens paycheck “ that he wouldn’t be drafted by said GM, even if that GM had a note in his pocket saying to draft that player no mater what.
Arian Foster was already playing for the Houston Texans at the time. How is he able to re enter the draft?
Sigh, why does the Browns owner take Costner to a WATERPARK on Draft Day to talk about the draft. How did even get in? It’s April. In Cleveland. It’s closed.
Okay, why is Costner the last one to show up to the team facility on Draft Day? The coach, the scouts, the cap space manager and even the intern are already there. I can’t believe Costner would make that gigantic trade before getting to the facility. I’m positive NFL GM’s aren’t making trades from the side of the road in their GMC’s. Lol. Costner has even worse tastes in cars than Ommy. How did this not get leaked to the press before Costner made it to the facility?
Dennis Leary is aware that owners, not GM’s pay the coaches right?
Cleveland is in the Midwest. We say pop here, not soda. Thanks.
Costner won’t draft Callahan because no one showed up to his birthday party but he’ll keep Brian Drew around even after he trashed his office.
Who let Costner’s ex wife into the facility? Is there any security here?
What type of mom hangs around with his son’s ex girlfriend? Weirdo.
The Browns really ordered Papa John’s for their employees? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, it is the Browns.
The Browns owner would not be able to get from Radio City Music Hall to the Browns facility in an hour. I’m not sure he could even get from Radio City Music Hall to Teterboro on a week night in an hour.
I can’t wait for the sequel of this movie where Cleveland crashes and burns (like they always do) and Seattle enjoys a dynasty because of Bo Callahan.
Disclaimer: The writers of Draft Day already ruined this movie with their CHIT tier writing but I’m going to ruin it even more.
I’m pretty sure NFL GM’s don’t watch the talking heads on ESPN or NFL Network
Only the Browns would hire Kevin Costner to be their GM.
Why would the Seahawks GM decide to call Costner right when he’s eating his brekkie?
Why does Costner drive all over Cleveland on his way to work?
Costner listens to some radio guy say they don’t have beaches even though the city is literally right on a giant lake. Also the announcer implies that you have to have a beach in order to be a nice town. He also makes a very sexist remark saying you need to have beautiful women as well.
Later, he says Canton is 20 miles down the road when in actuality it’s about 50 miles. Even Akron is further than 20 miles. Also football was not invented in Canton. Gosh no wonder why Cleveland fans are so dumb, they literally have this guy spouting out misinformation and conspiracy theories every day. Come to think of it, he does sound a little like Tucker Carlson. Why is Costner listening to him again?
A few other things about the announcers. Why on Draft Day would they be talking about the move to Baltimore? It was 20 years ago and you mouth breathers still got your football team back. Time to move on! There’s literally a draft today. This guy also tells Costner that if he screws up the draft that he will be gone in a very threatening manner. Isn’t this what Tucker usually does on his show?
Hey look Vontae Mack says he’s from Virginia and the phone number he calls from has a Virginia area code. One of the writers actually did an ounce of research ???
I’m pretty sure if an NFL draft prospect called a GM out of the blue and told him that “he can’t be having a late teens paycheck “ that he wouldn’t be drafted by said GM, even if that GM had a note in his pocket saying to draft that player no mater what.
Arian Foster was already playing for the Houston Texans at the time. How is he able to re enter the draft?
Sigh, why does the Browns owner take Costner to a WATERPARK on Draft Day to talk about the draft. How did even get in? It’s April. In Cleveland. It’s closed.
Okay, why is Costner the last one to show up to the team facility on Draft Day? The coach, the scouts, the cap space manager and even the intern are already there. I can’t believe Costner would make that gigantic trade before getting to the facility. I’m positive NFL GM’s aren’t making trades from the side of the road in their GMC’s. Lol. Costner has even worse tastes in cars than Ommy. How did this not get leaked to the press before Costner made it to the facility?
Dennis Leary is aware that owners, not GM’s pay the coaches right?
Cleveland is in the Midwest. We say pop here, not soda. Thanks.
Costner won’t draft Callahan because no one showed up to his birthday party but he’ll keep Brian Drew around even after he trashed his office.
Who let Costner’s ex wife into the facility? Is there any security here?
What type of mom hangs around with his son’s ex girlfriend? Weirdo.
The Browns really ordered Papa John’s for their employees? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, it is the Browns.
The Browns owner would not be able to get from Radio City Music Hall to the Browns facility in an hour. I’m not sure he could even get from Radio City Music Hall to Teterboro on a week night in an hour.
I can’t wait for the sequel of this movie where Cleveland crashes and burns (like they always do) and Seattle enjoys a dynasty because of Bo Callahan.
