Cutler Claus Tribute :)

[Jysen]

Well seeing I cant contribute via donate, (on mobile, so cant do that paypal thingie), so after seeing the Cutler Claus pic, and with Christmas this week, figured I'd use what little talent I have, by trying to come up with a theme. I cant say its perfect by any means, did it lastnight while working, so its up for edits and additions by anyone if they choose to do so. And with character limitations, this will take 3 posts to complete. Please dont post till finished. Thanks and hope its worth a laugh!

 

[Jysen]

He sees you when you are blitzing, he knows his O-Line is weak, he knows when your playing cover 2 or man 2 man for goodness sake! Santa Cutler will lead us home, from the Cowboys Dome! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Bomb that ****** deep! If Knox gets to that ball, he'll take it to the wall! His footwork isnt perfect, espn may hate us, but theres no other I rather lead us. You may hate Lovie, or believe he's got class, but all I know is Dilfer can kiss our fuckin ass!

 

[Jysen]

Oh!! Toss a slant! Toss a slant! It shouldnt be that hard! If all else fails, scramble up the middle and pick up those damn yards! Your record may be better, your stats may be great, but underestimate Da Bears and you'll regret it for goodness sake!. Oh!! Throw it deep! Throw it deep! Bomb that fuckin ball! If Hester gets to that ball he'll skip it to the wall!

 

[Jysen]

Now Forte may be struggling, Taylor maybe too, but behind that line, same can be said to you! Now Urlacher, Briggs, and Peppers, are beasts in their own right, but watch out for Wooten, or you'll end up like Farve this past Monday Night! Oh!! Santa Cutler will lead us home, from the Cowboys Dome!

 

[Jysen]

Perhaps not the best I can do, usually quite proficient in my writing, but for a draft, cant argue I suppose. But cant paragraph either, so that doesnt help. Then again, dont know the x-mas song all that great either lol.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

well christmas IS about giving

 

[Rush]

Any songs about Jay Cutler are a thumbs up in my book.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

"Cutler baby"

Cutler baby, just step back and throw a screen, for me
Been an awful good fan
Cutler baby, so hurry up the offense tonight

Cutler baby, maybe a game with no picks too, could it be true?
I'll wait for you Cutler baby, so hurry up the offense tonight

Think of all your haters i've dissed
Think of the all the games i haven't missed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'd check off my game wish list
Boo doo bee doo

Cutler baby, I want some TDs cmon dont make me
say please
Been a Bear all year
Cutler baby, so hurry up the offense tonight

Cutler honey, one thing i really need, a sneak
on 4th and one
Cutler baby, so hurry up the offense tonight

Cutler cutie and fill my stocking with a good win, and grin
Sign your name on the shirt
Cutler cutie, so hurry up the offense tonight

Come and shine on my plasma TV
with some receivers bought by Coach Lovie
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Cutler baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean on a phone
Cutler baby, so hurry up the offense tonight
Hurry up the offense tonight
Hurry....tonight

 

[Jysen]

well christmas IS about giving

Yeah yeah I know...

 

[thedude33]

Grandpa got run over by Corey Wooten,
trying to complete a 3rd and four, Tuesdayeve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Papa Bear, we believe.

He'd told his he was fully healed
but ESPN begged him too play.
So he'd took his medication,
and she staggered out on to the field

When we found him on the turf moanin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had Bears prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' claw marks on his back.

Grandpa got run over by Corey Wooten,
trying to complete a 3rd and four, Tuesdayeve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Papa Bear, we believe.

Now were all so tired of Grandpa.
We think he can go to hell.
See him in there sextin' Sterger,
wonder how many Wranglers he'll sell

It's not Christmas without Grandpa.
All the Vikings dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open champagne or invite him back?
(For another year!)

Grandpa got run over by Corey Wooten,
trying to complete a 3rd and four, Tuesdayeve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Papa Bear, we believe.


Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made with fig.
And a blue and purple candle,
that kinda matches the wiener in Grandpa's pic.

I've warned all the Packers and Lions
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never take the field
especially on 3rd and 12s.

Grandpa got run over by Corey Wooten,
trying to complete a 3rd and four, Tuesdayeve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Papa Bear, we believe.

(Sing it Papa)

Grandpa got run over by Corey Wooten,
trying to complete a 3rd and four, Tuesdayeve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Papa Bear, we believe.


Merry Christmas

 

[IronMike]