Da Bulls Way Off Topic Thread

[DewsSox79]

discuss all off topic shit

 

[WindyCity7]

CLASSIC ASSHOLE MICHAEL

"We're beating a lot of poor teams. So what? We won a lot of games last year, too. Will Horace and Bill still be playing at this level in the playoffs...Can Pip keep it up?"

"I hate being out there with those garbagemen. They don't get you the ball."

"They've got no idea what it's all about. The white guys, they work hard, but they don't have the talent. And the rest of them? Who knows what to expect? They're not good for much of anything."

"I know what's gonna happen. We'll wait until the last minute and then they'll say something like they couldn't get a deal done because of the cap or somebody pulled out at the last minute. It happens here all the time. I don't know why I'm surprised every year."

"He can't do anything with the ball. Don't give it to him." - Michael yelling at Paxson who passed the ball to Perdue

"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his !%@ into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward." - Michael ripping Stacey King a new one

"He was scared in there and panicking. He just lost it when Stockton scored." - Michael on B.J. Armstrong's mental fragility

"I'll let them stand up and take responsibility for themselves."

"We have to do some things. We need to make some changes."

"I call them 'the Looney Toons.' Physically, they were the best. Mentally, they weren't even close."

"He's scared. He's got no heart...Nobody told me that. If I had spoken up, he wouldn't have been here."

"I know I can recognize what to do, but I'm not sure they can."

"It's a hell of a lot easier to make Earl Monroe look good than it is Brad Sellers."

"I hope there's a jumpshot in there." - Michael to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box
"They don't need a ticket to watch you sitting on the bench. They can go to your house for that." - Michael to Charles Davis who was sorting through his tickets for his family and friends

"Give me the f~cking ball." - Michael to Doug Collins who drew up a play for Dave Corzine

"I hate when I have to read that in the papers the next day, that I couldn't do something. It wasn't my fault."

"You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you." - Michael to Horace Grant

"If you [pass the ball to Bill Cartwright], you'll never get the ball from me."

"We're not winning because of talent. We're just beating bad teams."

"Headache tonight, Scottie?" - Michael asks Scottie, while showing him his 2-for-16 line

"It's probably a twelve-day. He needs two days to wake up." - Michael on a ten-day contract teammate

"Five more years and I'm out of here. I'm marking these days on a calendar, like I'm in jail. I'm tired of being used by this organization, by the league, by the writers, by everyone."

"They're not interested in winning. They just want to sell tickets, which they can do because of me. They won't make any deals to make us better. And this Kukoc thing. I hate that. They're spending all their time chasing this guy."

"If I were a general manager, we'd be a better team."

"Will Vanderbilt. He doesn't deserve to be named after a Big Ten school." - Michael on Will Perdue - AWESOME!

"I want to prove the critics wrong...I want to see some serious moves from management, which I really haven't seen that much of yet, and I want to see more serious attitudes from my teammates this year when it comes to the playoffs. In the past, it's been more or less a joking thing, sort of a 'Well, we're here, so let's have a good time.'"..........

"I'm sure everything will be fine if we win, but if we start losing, I'm shooting."

"I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is."

"Your boy doesn't want to play. I'm tired of bailing his !%@ out." - Michael yelling at Jim Cleamons about Dennis Hopson

"I don't know about trading a 24 year-old guy for a 34 year-old guy." - Michael questioning the Oakley trade

"He's causing me too many turnovers." - Michael on Cartwright's inability to catch

"Why the hell don't you ever set a pick like that in a game?" - Michael yelling at Perdue after also hitting Perdue upside his head (led to the institution of the private curtain for practices)

 

[clonetrooper264]

Classic MJ right there.

How's that GM thing going for ya Mike? xD

 

[WindyCity7]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0clCRkh5sOM&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - ‪Sprite "Tall Men" Grant Hill, Tim Duncan‬‏[/ame]

 

[WindyCity7]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcyPcLGZCQE&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - ‪Behind the Scenes at The ESPYs - Blake Griffin vs. Kevin Love‬‏[/ame]

WHO TAUGHT THESE DUDES HOW TO PLAY JENGA??/ NO RESTACKING AT THE TOP?

 

[nwfisch]

My uncle had a dog named Ziggy.

 

[scottiepippen1994]

CLASSIC ASSHOLE MICHAEL

"We're beating a lot of poor teams. So what? We won a lot of games last year, too. Will Horace and Bill still be playing at this level in the playoffs...Can Pip keep it up?"

"I hate being out there with those garbagemen. They don't get you the ball."

"They've got no idea what it's all about. The white guys, they work hard, but they don't have the talent. And the rest of them? Who knows what to expect? They're not good for much of anything."

"I know what's gonna happen. We'll wait until the last minute and then they'll say something like they couldn't get a deal done because of the cap or somebody pulled out at the last minute. It happens here all the time. I don't know why I'm surprised every year."

"He can't do anything with the ball. Don't give it to him." - Michael yelling at Paxson who passed the ball to Perdue

"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his !%@ into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward." - Michael ripping Stacey King a new one

"He was scared in there and panicking. He just lost it when Stockton scored." - Michael on B.J. Armstrong's mental fragility

"I'll let them stand up and take responsibility for themselves."

"We have to do some things. We need to make some changes."

"I call them 'the Looney Toons.' Physically, they were the best. Mentally, they weren't even close."

"He's scared. He's got no heart...Nobody told me that. If I had spoken up, he wouldn't have been here."

"I know I can recognize what to do, but I'm not sure they can."

"It's a hell of a lot easier to make Earl Monroe look good than it is Brad Sellers."

"I hope there's a jumpshot in there." - Michael to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box
"They don't need a ticket to watch you sitting on the bench. They can go to your house for that." - Michael to Charles Davis who was sorting through his tickets for his family and friends

"Give me the f~cking ball." - Michael to Doug Collins who drew up a play for Dave Corzine

"I hate when I have to read that in the papers the next day, that I couldn't do something. It wasn't my fault."

"You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you." - Michael to Horace Grant

"If you [pass the ball to Bill Cartwright], you'll never get the ball from me."

"We're not winning because of talent. We're just beating bad teams."

"Headache tonight, Scottie?" - Michael asks Scottie, while showing him his 2-for-16 line

"It's probably a twelve-day. He needs two days to wake up." - Michael on a ten-day contract teammate

"Five more years and I'm out of here. I'm marking these days on a calendar, like I'm in jail. I'm tired of being used by this organization, by the league, by the writers, by everyone."

"They're not interested in winning. They just want to sell tickets, which they can do because of me. They won't make any deals to make us better. And this Kukoc thing. I hate that. They're spending all their time chasing this guy."

"If I were a general manager, we'd be a better team."

"Will Vanderbilt. He doesn't deserve to be named after a Big Ten school." - Michael on Will Perdue - AWESOME!

"I want to prove the critics wrong...I want to see some serious moves from management, which I really haven't seen that much of yet, and I want to see more serious attitudes from my teammates this year when it comes to the playoffs. In the past, it's been more or less a joking thing, sort of a 'Well, we're here, so let's have a good time.'"..........

"I'm sure everything will be fine if we win, but if we start losing, I'm shooting."

"I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is."

"Your boy doesn't want to play. I'm tired of bailing his !%@ out." - Michael yelling at Jim Cleamons about Dennis Hopson

"I don't know about trading a 24 year-old guy for a 34 year-old guy." - Michael questioning the Oakley trade

"He's causing me too many turnovers." - Michael on Cartwright's inability to catch

"Why the hell don't you ever set a pick like that in a game?" - Michael yelling at Perdue after also hitting Perdue upside his head (led to the institution of the private curtain for practices)

WoW........MJ was an asshole........did you get these quotes out of a book titled "The Jordan Rules"???
Sounds like quotes from a bully or somthing...No wonder why teammates called Scottie there favorite teammate instead of Jordan, LMAO!!!!!

 

[WindyCity7]

pure asshole & didnt give a single ****

 

[scottiepippen1994]

I hate Sean Hannity, Mark Levin,Glenn Beck, Goerge Bush, Dick Chaney, Teabaggers and the Republican party.............

"Mercy is for the weak, Sweep the leg"

 

[scottiepippen1994]

pure asshole & didnt give a single ****

Funny how you showed the quote where he says that if he were general manager how much better things would be.....how did Mike being general manager of the Wizards work out??...And the Bobcats orginization????...EATING THOSE WORDS I guess...And to question Jerry for pursuing Kucoc, thank God they did...Because MJ was the one that dumped the Bulls right before the beginning of the 93 season..Tony sure helped fill some of the void he left that season...And adapted to the NBA just fine without Jordans influence...Sotties leadership on the court helped with that, not to say that Pip and Tonys relationship was great off the court...Can't blame Pip for being a little upset with the orginization paying Tony more money to be there as a rookie...id be a little insulted too..........Why do I feel bad talking down on MJ here?? I still think MJ was the best basketball player that ever lived...:smoke:

 

[WindyCity7]

 

[DewsSox79]

title changed.

 

[RamiTheBullsFan]

A guy tried to sell me a $90 Boozer jersey the other day at a mall in Orland. I told him I'd trade him the rest of my drink for it.

 

[Diddy1122]

MJ was a big asshole, not really news. And honestly alot of those comments are 100% true. Perdue was god awful, as was Stacey, Brad Sellers, Corzine, etc. When someone is a god-send like MJ, who worked harder than any other player ever, you have a hard time accepting weakness in others. Though I would take an uber serious, asshole MJ, over the teammate friendly goon named LeClown any day of the week.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

i'd rather have someone be an asshole but a competitive one than a guy who whimpers in the finals like lebron has

 

[nwfisch]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTti-Qs4ag&feature=player_embedded]HeatBreakdown: Miami Heat @ Chicago Bulls - How Not To Shoot, By Chris Bosh - YouTube[/ame]

 

[nwfisch]

Dwayne Wade complaining

 

[RamiTheBullsFan]

Note:

Sp94 said he was sorry to me in a PM about the 'Hitler thread' so we can all move on now.

 

[scottiepippen1994]

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