Dear Sparkles

[KittiesKorner]

I remember back in 2005 when you were posting on cbmb as @RagingBull while vehemently defending Bobby Wade and your being 150 pounds overweight.

You were so fake tough back then and are even faker tougher now, but I expected more figurative than literal growth (or girth) from you in these 18 years.

Happy anniversary and may you get fucked by someone of consenting age.

 

[Ares]

How many dudes, when 300 came out, thought they were Spartans with just 1-2 weeks of diet/exercise lol.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

How many dudes, when 300 came out, thought they were Spartans with just 1-2 weeks of diet/exercise lol.

Probably less than those who thought they were John Galt after reading, or pretending to read a few chapters of Atlas Shrugged, even though he is not identified until near the end of the book.

 

[Ares]

Probably less than those who thought they were John Galt after reading, or pretending to read a few chapters of Atlas Shrugged, even though he is not identified until near the end of the book.

This was not on my list of dystopian futures of the Western World reading list in high school unfortunately.

I just keep taking the blue pill and working for the man.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

This was not on my list of dystopian futures of the Western World reading list in high school unfortunately.

I just keep taking the blue pill and working for the man.

The funny thing is, it is a false depiction of dystopia, and those who swallowed it whole have helped to create the current dystopia.

You have any extra blue pills? Can they be vaped?