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Deathbed Instructions to Family...
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> A man is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.
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> His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside.
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> "So", he says to them:
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> "Danny, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses..."
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> "Judy, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ..."
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> "Steve, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ..."
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> "Anna. my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
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> The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Paul slips away, she
> says, "Mrs. Morris, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to
> have accumulated all this property".
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> Anna replies, "Property? The asshole had a paper route!"
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> A man is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.
>
>
> His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside.
>
>
> "So", he says to them:
>
>
> "Danny, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses..."
>
>
> "Judy, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ..."
>
>
> "Steve, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ..."
>
>
> "Anna. my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
>
>
> The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Paul slips away, she
> says, "Mrs. Morris, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to
> have accumulated all this property".
>
>
> Anna replies, "Property? The asshole had a paper route!"
