Derrick Rose Checks In

[Rush]

http://www.chicitysports.com/2012/07/20/derrick-rose-checks-in/

 

[Rush]

Surprised that he didn't mention how he's working on increasing his vertical to help his 3-point shooting percentage.

Shut your whore mouth

 

[RamiTheBullsFan]

Odd, I remember saying something about how Rose needed to get used to shooting without his vertical leap.

Everyone else: lulz how would that help? You don't need to jump in order to shoot three's.

Me: But it helps when the ball has the shortest plane towards the basket and the only way to do that is to be at rim-level (a.k.a. jumping)

*me posts a sports science vid explaining that exact thing*

Everybody else: ....

 

[FirstTimer]

Odd, I remember saying something about how Rose needed to get used to shooting without his vertical leap.

Everyone else: lulz how would that help? You don't need to jump in order to shoot three's.

Me: But it helps when the ball has the shortest plane towards the basket and the only way to do that is to be at rim-level (a.k.a. jumping)

*me posts a sports science vid explaining that exact thing*

Everybody else: ....

This is perhaps the most inaccurate synopsis of that event that could have been typed....ever.

 

[houheffna]

Shut your whore mouth

I'm sorry but this was funny as hell when I first read it...lol