Do You Suffer From Beastly Butt Odor

[bri]

I saw this last night when I was looking up the Schticky. I couldn't understand why I had never seen it before because I am the Queen Mother of infomercials. After doing some research, I found it had only appeared on TV once and was taken off the air.



Jako, this was not targeted at you. I'm sure your butt is fresh as a Spring meadow.









[media]http://youtu.be/ufEBjPiGpW0[/media]

 

[sth]

I like to think I keep a relatively clean butt area. To keep the odor to a minimum. Of course its hard with all that concentrated evil coming out down there.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

As much as like like to poop, I keep my pooper very clean.

I don't bleach it, but scented Dial keeps my crack and whale eye fresh.

 

[CLWolf81]

And here I thought everything else out there worked.... hehe



I was also thinking this should have gone in the death and injury thread, but eh, I was wrong...

 

[bri]

I saw one for something called the Uro Club too It is a golf club that you can pee in if you have to go when you are out on the golf course.

 

[jakobeast]

I wouldn't say I suffer from it.

 

[winos5]

Flushable moist wipes keep my shithole squeaky clean.

 

[TSD]

I hate those times where it seems no matter how much you wipe, you are still getting streaks on the toilet paper. Youve gone through like half a roll and its like WTF gimme a goddamn break. Thats when you chaulk it up to a loss, wad up a piece of toilet paper and shove it in your asshole to prevent swass smell and undie streaking.

 

[LordKOTL]

Swamp-ass is not my problem...I always ensure I draw an ace when wiping. It's the cabbage-gas exhaust from my mudwhistle that my wife complains about.

 

[Ymono37]

Flushable moist wipes keep my shithole squeaky clean.

A-fucking-MEN!