Driving along...

[BaBaBlacksheep]

So you're driving along on a nice sunny day and you stop at a red light. Parked next to you is a fine looking honey. She catches you checking her out.

Do you?

A. Quickly look away and pretend you weren't eye ballin her.
B. Calmly return her gaze. Mouth "what's up"? And keep eye fucking her.
C. Whip it out and hope you can rub a quick one out before the light turns green.
D. This never happens to you because you never leave your Mom's basement.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

D.

But I think I've seen something like that on some of the p0rn sites I frequent on my parent's internet.

 

[CRM 114]

None of the above. I usually don't gawk into other people's cars.

If I were in that situation than A.

 

[JimJohnson]

So you're driving along on a nice sunny day and you stop at a red light. Parked next to you is a fine looking honey. She catches you checking her out.

Do you?

A. Quickly look away and pretend you weren't eye ballin her.
B. Calmly return her gaze. Mouth "what's up"? And keep eye fucking her.
C. Whip it out and hope you can rub a quick one out before the light turns green.
D. This never happens to you because you never leave your Mom's basement.

C and then she stood up through her moon roof, dropped her skirt, and fingered herself until she spooged.

 

[Omeletpants]

So you're driving along on a nice sunny day and you stop at a red light. Parked next to you is a fine looking honey. She catches you checking her out.

Do you?

A. Quickly look away and pretend you weren't eye ballin her.
B. Calmly return her gaze. Mouth "what's up"? And keep eye fucking her.
C. Whip it out and hope you can rub a quick one out before the light turns green.
D. This never happens to you because you never leave your Mom's basement.

The only thing you will ever say to that fine looking honey is "do you want fries with that".

 

[Hbkrusso]

E. I pull my aviators down and pray da wife didn't notice me lookin

 

[xer0h0ur]

E. I pull my aviators down and pray da wife didn't notice me lookin

Do you do the head tilt down and the whole push the glasses down a little to make eye contact? Smooth as ****.

 

[ruprecht]

Got something against basements baba-booey?

 

[CRM 114]

The only thing you will ever say to that fine looking honey is "do you want fries with that".

Holy Shit! You're still alive!