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Original ad:
Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs!
From Me to *********@**********.org:
Hey there!
I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?
From Me to Julia ******:
Julia,
Here is the full list:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally 18 and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves 3
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5
Please let me know which ones you want.
Thanks,
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate.
From Me to Julia ******:
Julia,
Which titles are inappropriate?
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
I think you know which ones...
From Me to Julia ******:
Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.
I hope this clears things up.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your porn collection.
From Me to Julia ******:
Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films.
You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you.
Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.
Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.
Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman.
Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.)
Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.
Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try.
From Me to Julia ******:
Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not?
By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering:
Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut.
From Me to Julia ******:
Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you.
From Julia ****** to Me:
Go to hell.
Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs!
From Me to *********@**********.org:
Hey there!
I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?
From Me to Julia ******:
Julia,
Here is the full list:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally 18 and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves 3
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5
Please let me know which ones you want.
Thanks,
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate.
From Me to Julia ******:
Julia,
Which titles are inappropriate?
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
I think you know which ones...
From Me to Julia ******:
Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.
I hope this clears things up.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your porn collection.
From Me to Julia ******:
Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films.
You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you.
Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.
Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.
Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman.
Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.)
Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.
Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try.
From Me to Julia ******:
Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not?
By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering:
Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3
Mike
From Julia ****** to Me:
Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut.
From Me to Julia ******:
Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you.
From Julia ****** to Me:
Go to hell.
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Original ad:
MULTI-DISC CD player wanted
WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-****
From Me to *********@*********.org:
Hello,
I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I'm asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.
Best,
Mike
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From Steve ******* to Me:
Mike, the CD player looks good. Does it have a remote? If so, I can pick it up tomorrow. Where do you live?
Steve
From Me to Steve *******:
Steve,
It does have a remote. Tomorrow works for me, I work in Manayunk near the hospital and can bring the CD player to work with me. We can meet anywhere around there in the afternoon.
Just one minor thing though, and I truly am sorry about this, but I accidentally tripped over the CD player in the dark earlier and chipped the side of the plastic cover. There isn't a screen there and it does not affect the performance whatsoever, but I just thought I should let you know. I've included a picture of the small chip.
Mike
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From Steve ******* to Me:
No worries... That is fine. What's your phone number? Mine is 215-***-****.
From Me to Steve *******:
Steve, I'm really sorry, but I accidentally damaged it a little more. I really should have moved it out of the middle of the hallway, because I just tripped over it again. Unfortunately I was wearing steel-tipped boots and cracked the plastic cover around the screen. A few of the buttons got mashed in as well. You can still play songs 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, and 9, though. Or just use the remote. It still plays CDs fine, and I've included a picture of it powered on so you can see that it still works.
Once again, I am terribly sorry about this. I am going to knock $10 off of the price for your inconvenience.
Mike
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From Steve ******* to Me:
Could you drop the price down to $50? That looks pretty bad.
From Me to Steve *******:
Sure. It is my fault for tripping over it anyway.
From Me to Steve *******:
Hey, it's me again. I was loading the CD player into my trunk to bring to work tomorrow, but then my friend called me and I got distracted. Long story short, I forgot the CD player was behind my car and I accidentally backed over it a little bit when I went to go to Wawa. Thankfully I hit the brakes before I crushed anything important, but the back frame is a little bent.
I assure you that the CD player still works. On the bright side, the car must have popped that chipped plastic cover off of the front, so now you can clearly see the real screen. I think it looks better, don't you? From the front, staring at it head on, you can't even tell that the back is bashed in like that. Seeing as I improved the looks from the front, I am going to bump the price back up to $60.
I am going to try my best to bend the metal frame back to the way it was. Once again, I am very sorry about this.
Mike
From Steve ******* to Me:
Are you kidding me? That thing is ruined. What a freaking klutz you are! How didn't you realize it was behind your car?
From Steve ******* to Me:
Oh, and you have the nerve to charge me MORE money for breaking it worse?
From Me to Steve *******:
Don't worry, I can fix it. I'm working on fixing it right now.
From Me to Steve *******:
Okay, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the CD player still works. The bad news is that I was smoking a cigar while I was trying to repair it, and it accidentally set part of the CD player on fire.
As you can see from the picture, some of the CD player has melted. Thanks to my 2 months experience as a volunteer firefighter, my instincts kicked in and I was able to extinguish the flames with my coffee before too much of the CD player melted. It still can hold about 33-35 CDs, and all that stuff that melted on the right side wasn't important anyway.
Unfortunately, I drink expensive coffee and it was nearly full when I had to use it to put out the fire. Therefore, I am adding another $3 to the price of the CD player to bring the grand total to $63.
Once again, the CD player still works. I think it sounds even better than before. It is now in my trunk and ready to be sold to you tomorrow. I'll give you a call when I have my lunch break so we can meet up for the sale.
Thanks,
Mike
From Steve ******* to Me:
You must be stupid if you think I'll pay $63 for the charred remains of your CD player. I can't believe how badly you managed to *%!% that thing up. How are you still alive? How have you managed to make it this far in life, when CLEARLY you are too foolish to keep even a CD player from being burned to a crisp? I really want to know! Please, Mike, tell me.
From Me to Steve *******:
I'm sorry if I upset you by bumping the price up to $63. Let's just call it $60. Deal?
From Steve ******* to Me:
...how are you this dumb?
MULTI-DISC CD player wanted
WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-****
From Me to *********@*********.org:
Hello,
I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I'm asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.
Best,
Mike
Attachments:
From Steve ******* to Me:
Mike, the CD player looks good. Does it have a remote? If so, I can pick it up tomorrow. Where do you live?
Steve
From Me to Steve *******:
Steve,
It does have a remote. Tomorrow works for me, I work in Manayunk near the hospital and can bring the CD player to work with me. We can meet anywhere around there in the afternoon.
Just one minor thing though, and I truly am sorry about this, but I accidentally tripped over the CD player in the dark earlier and chipped the side of the plastic cover. There isn't a screen there and it does not affect the performance whatsoever, but I just thought I should let you know. I've included a picture of the small chip.
Mike
Attachments:
From Steve ******* to Me:
No worries... That is fine. What's your phone number? Mine is 215-***-****.
From Me to Steve *******:
Steve, I'm really sorry, but I accidentally damaged it a little more. I really should have moved it out of the middle of the hallway, because I just tripped over it again. Unfortunately I was wearing steel-tipped boots and cracked the plastic cover around the screen. A few of the buttons got mashed in as well. You can still play songs 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, and 9, though. Or just use the remote. It still plays CDs fine, and I've included a picture of it powered on so you can see that it still works.
Once again, I am terribly sorry about this. I am going to knock $10 off of the price for your inconvenience.
Mike
Attachments:
From Steve ******* to Me:
Could you drop the price down to $50? That looks pretty bad.
From Me to Steve *******:
Sure. It is my fault for tripping over it anyway.
From Me to Steve *******:
Hey, it's me again. I was loading the CD player into my trunk to bring to work tomorrow, but then my friend called me and I got distracted. Long story short, I forgot the CD player was behind my car and I accidentally backed over it a little bit when I went to go to Wawa. Thankfully I hit the brakes before I crushed anything important, but the back frame is a little bent.
I assure you that the CD player still works. On the bright side, the car must have popped that chipped plastic cover off of the front, so now you can clearly see the real screen. I think it looks better, don't you? From the front, staring at it head on, you can't even tell that the back is bashed in like that. Seeing as I improved the looks from the front, I am going to bump the price back up to $60.
I am going to try my best to bend the metal frame back to the way it was. Once again, I am very sorry about this.
Mike
From Steve ******* to Me:
Are you kidding me? That thing is ruined. What a freaking klutz you are! How didn't you realize it was behind your car?
From Steve ******* to Me:
Oh, and you have the nerve to charge me MORE money for breaking it worse?
From Me to Steve *******:
Don't worry, I can fix it. I'm working on fixing it right now.
From Me to Steve *******:
Okay, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the CD player still works. The bad news is that I was smoking a cigar while I was trying to repair it, and it accidentally set part of the CD player on fire.
As you can see from the picture, some of the CD player has melted. Thanks to my 2 months experience as a volunteer firefighter, my instincts kicked in and I was able to extinguish the flames with my coffee before too much of the CD player melted. It still can hold about 33-35 CDs, and all that stuff that melted on the right side wasn't important anyway.
Unfortunately, I drink expensive coffee and it was nearly full when I had to use it to put out the fire. Therefore, I am adding another $3 to the price of the CD player to bring the grand total to $63.
Once again, the CD player still works. I think it sounds even better than before. It is now in my trunk and ready to be sold to you tomorrow. I'll give you a call when I have my lunch break so we can meet up for the sale.
Thanks,
Mike
From Steve ******* to Me:
You must be stupid if you think I'll pay $63 for the charred remains of your CD player. I can't believe how badly you managed to *%!% that thing up. How are you still alive? How have you managed to make it this far in life, when CLEARLY you are too foolish to keep even a CD player from being burned to a crisp? I really want to know! Please, Mike, tell me.
From Me to Steve *******:
I'm sorry if I upset you by bumping the price up to $63. Let's just call it $60. Deal?
From Steve ******* to Me:
...how are you this dumb?
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Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of
$233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within
the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and
is no longer outstanding.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a
spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this
settles the matter.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spiderdrawing.gif" alt="" border="0" width="200" height="144"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date: </strong>Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
Thank you for contacting us.
Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your
account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next
7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no
longer outstanding.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,<br>
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,<br>
Yes please.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date: </strong>Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm<br>
<strong>To: </strong>David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject: </strong>Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Attached <spider.gif><br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spiderdrawing.gif" alt="" border="0" width="200" height="144"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject: </strong>Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,<br>
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This
spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an
elementary mistake when I drew it.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email
you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the
amount of $233.95.<br>
Please make this payment as soon as possible.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Automated Out of Office Response<br>
<br>
Thankyou for contacting me.<br>
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that
despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I
sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the
drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point
it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending
you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment
for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a
conclusion.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spiderdrawing2.gif" alt="" border="0" width="200" height="150"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for
accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or
cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional
fees.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I
remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please
return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to
assume I could provide you with something of completely no value
whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject: </strong>Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Attached <spider2.gif><br>
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<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spiderdrawing2.gif" alt="" border="0" width="200" height="150"></div></div></div><br><div class="spoiler expandable collapsed"><div class="spoiler-control">Spoiler <span class="collapse-button">[+]</span></div><div class="spoiler-content"><div id="rightmiddle">
<strong>From:</strong>
<strong>Date:</strong> Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of
$233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within
the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and
is no longer outstanding.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a
spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this
settles the matter.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spiderdrawing.gif" alt="" border="0" width="200" height="144"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date: </strong>Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
Thank you for contacting us.
Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your
account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next
7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no
longer outstanding.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,<br>
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,<br>
Yes please.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date: </strong>Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm<br>
<strong>To: </strong>David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject: </strong>Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account<br>
<br>
Attached <spider.gif><br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spiderdrawing.gif" alt="" border="0" width="200" height="144"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject: </strong>Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Dear Jane,<br>
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This
spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an
elementary mistake when I drew it.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email
you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the
amount of $233.95.<br>
Please make this payment as soon as possible.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Automated Out of Office Response<br>
<br>
Thankyou for contacting me.<br>
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that
despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I
sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the
drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point
it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending
you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment
for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a
conclusion.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/spiderdrawing2.gif" alt="" border="0" width="200" height="150"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
Dear David,<br>
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for
accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or
cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional
fees.<br>
Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
<br>
I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I
remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please
return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to
assume I could provide you with something of completely no value
whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Jane Gilles<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject: </strong>Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?<br>
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Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Poster<br>
<br>
Hi<br>
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been
missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could
make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it
around my suburb this afternoon.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missy_350.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="269"><br>
<br>
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy
and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street
and my phone number.<br>
Thanks Shan.
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your
email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am
surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about
Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side
of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon,
where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this
afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes
to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.<br>
<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a
party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive
G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I
figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very
short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to
walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at
the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu &
coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An
hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already
occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven
to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the
corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock,
the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the
back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.<br>
Attached poster as requested.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.cafepress.com.au/27bslash6.482460448"><img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"></a><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?<br>
<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely
emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it
is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do
it in colour please. Thanks.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have
assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do
not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you
how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the
window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being
preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home
across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills
with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for
fun.<br>
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy2.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the
whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy
off it? I just want it to say lost.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy3.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495">
<strong>Fro</strong><strong>m:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word
lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her
name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early
today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Awww<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a
week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the
concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the
shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean
faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A
week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I
was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put
enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post
office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes,
people need to learn to let go.<br>
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy6.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"><br>
<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Awww<br>
<br>
Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any
one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat
out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat
but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a
car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a
costly veterinarian bill.<br>
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs
removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those
little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for
all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote
control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter
it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I
would call it Steven.<br>
Regards, David.
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
Please just use the photo I gave you.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy4.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did
you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you
please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy5.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495">
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to
leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy7.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"><br>
<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
Fine. That will have to do.<br>
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<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Poster<br>
<br>
Hi<br>
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been
missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could
make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it
around my suburb this afternoon.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missy_350.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="269"><br>
<br>
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy
and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street
and my phone number.<br>
Thanks Shan.
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your
email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am
surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about
Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side
of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon,
where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this
afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes
to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.<br>
<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a
party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive
G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I
figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very
short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to
walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at
the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu &
coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An
hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already
occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven
to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the
corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock,
the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the
back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.<br>
Attached poster as requested.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.cafepress.com.au/27bslash6.482460448"><img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"></a><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?<br>
<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely
emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it
is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do
it in colour please. Thanks.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have
assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do
not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you
how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the
window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being
preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home
across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills
with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for
fun.<br>
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy2.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"><br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the
whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy
off it? I just want it to say lost.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy3.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495">
<strong>Fro</strong><strong>m:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster<br>
<br>
yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word
lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her
name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early
today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Awww<br>
<br>
Dear Shannon,<br>
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a
week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the
concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the
shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean
faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A
week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I
was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put
enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post
office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes,
people need to learn to let go.<br>
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.<br>
Regards, David.<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy6.jpg" alt="" border="0" width="350" height="495"><br>
<br>
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Awww<br>
<br>
Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any
one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat
out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat
but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a
car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a
costly veterinarian bill.<br>
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs
removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those
little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for
all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote
control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter
it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I
would call it Steven.<br>
Regards, David.
<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
Please just use the photo I gave you.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
<br>
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<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
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I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did
you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you
please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
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<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
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Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to
leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.<br>
<strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
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<strong>From:</strong> Shannon Walkley<br>
<strong>Date:</strong> Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm<br>
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br>
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww<br>
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Fine. That will have to do.<br>
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