En Vogue Mock Draft

[FozzyBear]

Pace doesnt have the balls or know how, but this drunken Bear does a soft tear down and restocks the cupboard

Trade:

Bears Trade Pick 20 (1st) to NYJ for Pick 23 (1st) and Pick 107 (4th)

Bears Trade Allen Robinson to Jax for Gardner Minshaw

Bears Trade Khalil Mack to Cincy for Pick 38 (2nd) and Pick 69 (3rd)

Bears Trade Nick Foles to Denver for pick 191 (6th)

Bears Trade Anthony Miller to SF for pick 194 (6th)



1 Zaven Collins ILB/OLB Tulsa

2 Terrace Marshall Jr WR LSU - Injury Flag may have him drop to the 2nd

2 Kelvin Joesph CB Kentucky

3 Spencer Brown OT Northern Iowa

3 D’wayne Eskridge WR Western Michigan

4 Brady Christensen OT BYU

5 Malcolm Koonce OLB Buffalo -

6 Kenny Yeboah TE Ole Miss

6 Robert Jones OL Middle Tenn St

6 Malik Herring DE Georgia

6 Darrick Forrest S Cincinnati

6 TJ Vasher WR Texas Tech

6 Tedarrell Slaton NT Florida

 

[bamainatlanta]

Lmao

Seriously, what is it about draft season that brings about these idiotic posts/trade proposals???

 

[FozzyBear]

Lmao

Seriously, what is it about draft season that brings about these idiotic posts/trade proposals???

It was pretty idiotic of me, I forgot to trade Ant Miller too. FIFY - added a future probowl safety in RD 6

 

[Leomaz]

Robinson straight up for A quarterback his own team tanked to get rid of?

 

[PrideisBears]

I stopped at Minshew

 

[FozzyBear]

Robinson straight up for A quarterback his own team tanked to get rid of?

Damn straight. Bears cut cap for a guy they arent going to pay long term anyway.

Its a win

The Bears best offensive talent for their future best offensive talent. Who by the way is only due less than 2 mil over the next two years.

 

[bamainatlanta]

You generate more laughs than the real Fozzy Bear. Well done sir

 

[playthrough2001]

Seems reasonable... The draft will probably unfold exactly like this. #Nostradamus

 

[MikeDitkaPolishSausage]

I stopped at Minshew

I stopped once I read who the original poster was. A dude named FozzyBear trying to put out a mock draft.........mkay

 

[Pegger]

My personally betting line on Bears trades is at 6.5, so you are probably a bit lite there...

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I forgot how good that song is.... those ladies can sing!!

 

[vinson555]

You know that Mack Trade KILLS the cap right? XDDD

 

[nvanprooyen]

You know that Mack Trade KILLS the cap right? XDDD

That's the part you took exception to?

 

[aeronaut]

Bears Trade Allen Robinson to Jax for Gardner Minshaw

Umm, what? A-Rob has first round trade value. Minshew would be expensive if we spent a 4th on him (which we don't have because we already gave that to Jacksonville for their other cast off QB, Foles)

Bears Trade Khalil Mack to Cincy for Pick 38 (2nd) and Pick 69 (3rd)

Great move? We traded two firsts to get him, just finished paying them off (Raiders got Josh Jacobs and not much else), and now you want to ship him out for a 2 and a 3? I'm sure Quinn will step up and replace Mack's pressures and sacks.

I stopped at Minshew

Smart man. Wish I had. Will do so now.

 

[MDB111™]

This post is great. You should create another thread and make this into a game.

You know, like if you get the pick right ya get a point?

Also, love the name!

Fozzy Bear was my favorite muppet baby after Kermit and Animal and Grover and Big Bert and Mrs. Piggy and Snufafluffagus and Gonzo and Floyd Pepper

 

[FozzyBear]

Umm, what? A-Rob has first round trade value. Minshew would be expensive if we spent a 4th on him (which we don't have because we already gave that to Jacksonville for their other cast off QB, Foles)


Great move? We traded two firsts to get him, just finished paying them off (Raiders got Josh Jacobs and not much else), and now you want to ship him out for a 2 and a 3? I'm sure Quinn will step up and replace Mack's pressures and sacks.



Smart man. Wish I had. Will do so now.

Over value much? Deandre Hopkins didnt even net a first and you think ARob is worth that? Still holding out hope that Dalton can save the day and this is the year huh?

You think paying a 4th would be too expensive for a starting QB who has shown he can actually play little? Mkay

Man 2018 Mack was a think of beauty. Im not going to sit here and act oblivious to the fact the man has faced double/triple teams and hasnt had much of a running mate opposite of him but my two rookies will net 9 sacks and not cost a billion.

He has some game left in him, but his best days are over. Sure, the Bears D would be worse without him in the sort term but we are talking long term. The Mack of now doesnt get the Bears close to the promise land, Pace blew that primed D with the Mitchell, time to reload and try again. Mack could give another team a chance though. Too soon is better than too late.

 

[baselman1974]

How come Kermit was on Sesame Street? Because he was the smart one. Stick to showbiz Fozzy.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I knew the video would lead this off before even opening the thread. Waka Waka

 

[nc0gnet0]

This post is great. You should create another thread and make this into a game.

You know, like if you get the pick right ya get a point?

Also, love the name!

Fozzy Bear was my favorite muppet baby after Kermit and Animal and Grover and Big Bert and Mrs. Piggy and Snufafluffagus and Gonzo and Floyd Pepper

No love for Beaker or the Swiss Chef?

SMDH