Ever Wingsuited?

[KittiesKorner]

It looks like buttloads of fun, but I don't trust myself to do it. I have these episodes where I retract into my head to think about something and I sort of disconnect with my body, a kind of mellow ADD where I stop paying attention to my reflexes because I'm busy contemplating something. Kind of like an intellectual seizure.

If you're wingsuiting, I imagine if that happens, next millisecond is like "hello, side of building. goodbye, world!"

looks really cool, though.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

It looks like buttloads of fun, but I don't trust myself to do it. I have these episodes where I retract into my head to think about something and I sort of disconnect with my body, a kind of mellow ADD where I stop paying attention to my reflexes because I'm busy contemplating something. Kind of like an intellectual seizure.

If you're wingsuiting, I imagine if that happens, next millisecond is like "hello, side of building. goodbye, world!"

looks really cool, though.

Is this a TROLL thread?

HeHateMe and I already made a thread about wing suit piloting. It's not called "wingsuitting".

I typically get along with you but this us just a blatant troll thread.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Well unlike you guys I was asking in earnest. My brother is a pilot and is looking to make some bread on the side chartering these excursions, but doesn't want any lost lives on his conscience

 

[KittiesKorner]

Btw, lameson, I don't believe you own the patent on starting threads about wingsuiting

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Btw, lameson, I don't believe you own the patent on starting threads about wingsuiting

Well retardigrade, I was banned at the time but I did meet HeHateMes drunk uncle Phil who took us on a couple jumps during the Hawks playoff run in Anaheim a few months ago. Guy is crazy and only flies a pontoon plane so we had to execute least amount of free fall time into glide as possible.

I would rather jump out of that plane without a parachute than risk landing with that guy in the cockpit.

 

[KittiesKorner]

um, good for you guys? Am I supposed to be impressed by someone who drinks on the job, lameson? My brother says people who fly with pontoons are like people who ride bikes with training wheels.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I get those intellectual seizures too. They only happen while masturbating though.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I get those intellectual seizures too. They only happen while masturbating though.

you need to empty your cache. ECT bro

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

cache is emptied every time the browser is closed and I'm not conductive

 

[KittiesKorner]

Well, fine, then I don't know what to tell you. Enjoy looking at Sears catalogs and shooting blanks

 

[Wild_x_Card]

How about wingsuits but better?https://youtu.be/_VPvKl6ezyc

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

It looks like buttloads of fun, but I don't trust myself to do it. I have these episodes where I retract into my head to think about something and I sort of disconnect with my body, a kind of mellow ADD where I stop paying attention to my reflexes because I'm busy contemplating something. Kind of like an intellectual seizure.

If you're wingsuiting, I imagine if that happens, next millisecond is like "hello, side of building. goodbye, world!"

looks really cool, though.

I do this frequently. I believe it's from too much LSD.

 

[Urblock]

How about wingsuits but better?https://youtu.be/_VPvKl6ezyc

I saw this video yesterday. How do those crazy motherfuckers land? Crash?

 

[Unannounced Fart]

How about wingsuits but better?https://youtu.be/_VPvKl6ezyc

I saw that the other day, too... pretty cool. It could also be an inspiration for terrorists.

 

[Urblock]

I saw that the other day, too... pretty cool. It could also be an inspiration for terrorists.

Just fly up to the jet and put the bomb on the wing. Drones and jet wing terrorists. What the **** is next? Flying muslim monkeys with rabies.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Just fly up to the jet and put the bomb on the wing. Drones and jet wing terrorists. What the **** is next? Flying muslim monkeys with rabies.

Bro, you trying to get Omar in this thread? Not a good example for an aspiring mod.

 

[Wild_x_Card]

I saw this video yesterday. How do those crazy motherfuckers land? Crash?

Via parachute. U can see the perfect square notched out of the airframe and the chute backpack here..https://youtu.be/Czy0pXRRZcs

 

[Monster]

I have on Far Cry 4... Looks like fun but I question my balls. I'd like to think I would but the moment of truth might prove to much.

 

[Urblock]

Via parachute. U can see the perfect square notched out of the airframe and the chute backpack here..https://youtu.be/Czy0pXRRZcs

How fast do you think those crazy ******* were going?

 

[Wild_x_Card]

How fast do you think those crazy ******* were going?

Not sure. I think they have a website with all of those stats and what not. I'd guess between 2-3 hundred knots while in a dive. Those are 4 individual jet engines strapped on that frame and from what I've read they're exact models used for bigger planes.

Nothing like having the Dubai skyline as your playground lol.