Fairy Tale

[Tater]

Fairy Tale:



One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,

did not whine, nag, and *****....... .





But this was a long time ago.....



and it was just ONE day.

 

[winos5]

She was the fairest maiden in all the land, at least for one day.

 

[MassHavoc]

But she had a deep dark secret, that one piece of her life she could not hide.

 

[TSD]

She was not always a woman.

 

[sth]

He/she had made a deal with an evil troll named Supra. To trade his own hairy fairy tail for...

 

[MassHavoc]

A tale of a fairy named Harry.

 

[winos5]

Her knight in shining armour, Sir Jacko did battle with the evil troll, and his vorpal blade went snicker snee.

 

[Bringmepie]

But alas, did Sir Jacko roll a 1 on his THAC0 attempt and thus by accident...

 

[jakobeast]

Fucking nerds.



















Now My bonebat and magebane are leaving.

 

[MassHavoc]

So a 1 on his THACO made him start fucking nerds?

 

[Bringmepie]

No, Sir Jacko's 3 Charisma score gave him a negative modifier to all nerd seduction attempts. Even with his blade's Pommel of Manly Gripping was his fumble too terrible to overcome in the face of the troll menace.

 

[MassHavoc]

I'm not even sure where to go with that haha. Nerd overload. I like. Unconscious, the troll dragged his lovely prize Sir Jako back to his cave.