Fantasy Dodgeball Team

[EnjoyYourTiger]

Just something for fun (and probably teh lulz).

Using the guidelines that follow, create your fantasy, 10-man dodgeball team (6 on the court, 4 substitutions).

1 MLB pitcher, 1 NFL QB, 1 NHL goalie, 1 female actress, 1 male actor, 1 male rapper/ singer/ song artist, 1 female singer/ song artist, 1 poster on CCS, 1 historical figure, 1 miscellaneous (can be of any category).

Ready. Set. Go.

 

[waldo7239117]

Carlos Zambrano, Donovan McNabb, Niemi, Jennifer Anistan, Denzel Washington, Ludicris, Miley Cyrus (LOL), waldo7239117 Walter Payton, Starlin Castro.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

Stephen Strasburg,Peyton Manning,Niemi,Angelina Jolie,Arnold Schwarzenegger, Flo Rida, Lady Gaga, CODE_BLUE56,Cy Young,Chuck Norris

my team will rape all of u

 

[Jntg4]

Tim Lincecum, Jay Cutler, Roberto Luongo, Megan Fox, Adam Sandler, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, waldo, Rickey Henderson, Starlin Castro,

 

[Got teeth? Keith doesn't.]

Daniel Bard, Brett Favre, Tuuka Rask, Vida Guerra, Vin Diesel, 50 Cent, Nicki Minaj, Lefty, Walter Johnson, Ben Stiller.

That would dominate.

 

[Jntg4]

I simply picked random people BTW.

 

[nwuhockey]

This is funny lol.

Mark Buehrle, Tim Tebow, Marty Broduer, Jessica Alba, Sylvester Stallone, Flo-Rida, Katy Perry, nwuhockey, Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump

That is winner lol

 

[waldo7239117]

Tim Lincecum, Jay Cutler, Roberto Luongo, Megan Fox, Adam Sandler, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, waldo, Rickey Henderson, Starlin Castro,

I was going to put her, but could not think of the name.

 

[Jntg4]

I was going to put her, but could not think of the name.

How the **** do you forget her name?

 

[waldo7239117]

How the **** do you forget her name?

I know...it's bad.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

well i thought her name was lady gaga:shrug:


but noooooo

 

[Livewire]

Nolan Ryan - John Elway - Patrick Roy - Mila Kunis - Joe Pesci - Justin Bieber - Miley Cyrus - Rush - Attila the Hun - Patches O'houlihan

My team would be unbeatable... Nolan Ryan and Elway would take heads off, nobody fucks with Joe "Mother Fucking" Pesci or Attila the Hun. Justin Bieber has shown the ability to take an object to the face... and the greatest dodgeball player of all time, Patches O'houlihan, will carry the load.

 

[Jntg4]

Justin Bieber would be the shield, he's the only one people would try to kill. Probably be a few grenades thrown at him. A few water bottles too.

 

[Livewire]

Justin Bieber would be the shield, he's the only one people would try to kill. Probably be a few grenades thrown at him. A few water bottles too.

Grenades can be thrown back so that is not an optimal weapon and water bottles don't do enough damage and Bieber has shown the ability to take a water bottle. Steel wrenches and ninja stars would be my choice of random items to throw at Bieber... maybe even a molotov cocktail.

 

[Jntg4]

Or you could throw Infants at him... He'd rape them if they were boys and act maternally to the female ones.

I'm done going off-topic.

 

[Livewire]

Or you could throw Infants at him... He'd rape them if they were boys and act maternally to the female ones.

I'm done going off-topic.

Haha, don't worry I find this post to be completely on topic no matter where it was posted.

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

Josh Johnson, Drew Brees, Ryan Miller, Halle Berry, Brad Pitt, , Taylor Swift, , FDR, and The Hulk.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

i change mine to clyde,clyde,clyde,and clyde

 

[Crystallas]

Randy Johnson, Michael Vick, Ilya Bryzgalov, Jessica Beals, Jet Li, LL Cool J, Courtney Love, chs(someone needs to take the hits), Genghis Khan, Michael Jordan

 

[EnjoyYourTiger]

Randy Johnson, Michael Vick, Ilya Bryzgalov, Jessica Beals, Jet Li, LL Cool J, Courtney Love, chs(someone needs to take the hits), Genghis Khan, Michael Jordan

bwahaha.