Father's Day

[SiDe WaYs]

Yeah it's a day early but I'm not going to be on here tomorrow. So here ya go boys.

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[Monster]

My Dad is the greatest.
One Father's Day many years ago he was in a great mood.
We were hanging out (I was like 13). He was having wine and I asked if it was good.
He said here, don't tell your mother and gave me a glass. Then a second one.
After that he said that's it buddy... I felt pretty sweet.
Went down the street and had the courage to ask the neighbor girl if she had given a blow job before. (I'd heard she had).
She said why do you ask? I said cause today is a day of firsts for me... Just had some wine.
Then with a smile and a wink... I got my fist BJ... One of my best memories.
True story....
Thanks Pop...

 

[SiDe WaYs]

My Dad is the greatest.
One Father's Day many years ago he was in a great mood.
We were hanging out (I was like 13). He was having wine and I asked if it was good.
He said here, don't tell your mother and gave me a glass. Then a second one.
After that he said that's it buddy... I felt pretty sweet.
Went down the street and had the courage to ask the neighbor girl if she had given a blow job before. (I'd heard she had).
She said why do you ask? I said cause today is a day of firsts for me... Just had some wine.
Then with a smile and a wink... I got my fist BJ... One of my best memories.
True story....
Thanks Pop...

Damn. That's a great story.

 

[Omeletpants]

Wish your dad was a moderator here

 

[Urblock]

Wish your dad was a moderator here

Too nice. **** that.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Yeah it's a day early but I'm not going to be on here tomorrow. So here ya go boys.

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You had a perfectly legitimate reason to say "aboot" in the meme and fucking failfished. Good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

 

[Novak]

I hate father's day. Thoughts and prayers for the fatherless... it goes without saying, but you're obviously not alone.

And happy fathers day to those with children.

 

[Milky]

I hate father's day. Thoughts and prayers for the fatherless... it goes without saying, but you're obviously not alone.

And happy fathers day to those with children.

Thanks and sorry.

My father is still alive but he's lying, cheating, stealing, self-absorbed asshat. I've always been envious of those with good fathers.

 

[SiDe WaYs]

You had a perfectly legitimate reason to say "aboot" in the meme and fucking failfished. Good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

I didn't make this. But after I read it I thought this person failed for not putting that

 

[BNB]

Thanks and sorry.

My father is still alive but he's lying, cheating, stealing, self-absorbed asshat. I've always been envious of those with good fathers.

Are we brothers?

 

[ruprecht]

Happy Fathers Day dad. Damned if I haven't turned into the prick I thought you were.

 

[Omeletpants]

I think HHM is a father

 

[DC]

Cheers, everyone!

 

[Milky]

Happy Fathers Day my peeps!!


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[Urblock]

My 3 daughters and their friends say I am the best Dad ever. :yep:

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

They've never had the good old Urblock block, lock, and delete then have they?

 

[Urblock]

They've never had the good old Urblock block, lock, and delete then have they?

My middle one did. When she hit 14 all hell broke loose. She's now 28 and has owned her own business for 3 years but from 14 to 18 that kid made me work hard.

 

[Monk]

My 3 daughters and their friends say I am the best Dad ever. :yep:

I pay them to say that cause I worry about your self esteem from all the crap you get up here

 

[Monk]

I hate father's day. Thoughts and prayers for the fatherless... it goes without saying, but you're obviously not alone.

And happy fathers day to those with children.

Ditto

 

[SiDe WaYs]

My 3 daughters and their friends say I am the best Dad ever. :yep:

You got 3 daughters?