Female Tendancies

[Captain Obvious]

Okay, so I have noticed some tenancies of the females I talk to. They are:

1) They all say I am adorable.
2) They all get sick. A lot. I hate that.
3) They all find me funny.

So, this poses the question, what are some things that you notice in the females you are attracted to?

 

[derosabomb]

nice ass

im a assman.

 

[Rush]

Female tendencies and things you're attracted to are 99% different lol.

For instance I am attracted to girls who take care of themselves, can hold a conversation, and don't smoke.

Female tendencies are that they bleed for a couple days every month, take monster shits as they are also humans, and get pissed off a lot of the time.

 

[zack54attack]

All females Blame it on the guy.

**** them.

 

[chs234]

All female's suck chs' dick.

 

[Toews Sideburns]

nice ass

im a assman.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRztRm6LwRI]YouTube - Billy Gunn - (Full) ''Assman'' (5th) Titantron - WWF (FullRip)[/ame]

 

[IronMike]

Thank you Rush for being able to spell. Such a lost art these days.

 

[FirstTimer]

Thank you Rush for being able to spell. Such a lost art these days.

I agree.

That and basic math.

 

[thedude33]

Boys have a penis and girls have a vergina.

 

[derosabomb]

Boys have a penis and girls have a vergina.

 

[IvyPickin87]

I love nipples lol not lil bumps they call nipples i like the screw in cleat kind and when they are hard could poke your eye out. The kind you can see though a wool sweater, the kind that can cut glass, the kind that can MAKE YOUR DING DING GO BING BING. and ***** has to have some titties too with dem nips.

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

californication

 

[MRN]

Okay, so I have noticed some tenancies of the females I talk to. They are:

1) They all say I am adorable.
2) They all get sick. A lot. I hate that.
3) They all find me funny.

So, this poses the question, what are some things that you notice in the females you are attracted to?

You must be a good friend.

 

[Jysen]

Okay, so I have noticed some tenancies of the females I talk to. They are: 1) They all say I am adorable. 2) They all get sick. A lot. I hate that. 3) They all find me funny. So, this poses the question, what are some things that you notice in the females you are attracted to?

#1 and 3 aint female tendencies, thats opinions man lol. #2, well, people get sick lol

 

[Relapse]

You must be a good friend.

LOL I thought the same thing when reading that, probably true as well.

My dilemma is that all my female friends are just that, they love sports and can keep up when drinking. But none of my female friends are really really hot.

I am very shallow and the girl I am seeing must be arm candy and a great ****, pretty much my only criteria. The problem then becomes that they are fucking boring outside of sex and the relationships never last.

I need to find that super fucking hot chick that knows that sports > shopping or talking about stupid bullshit.

 

[IvyPickin87]

LOL I thought the same thing when reading that, probably true as well.

My dilemma is that all my female friends are just that, they love sports and can keep up when drinking. But none of my female friends are really really hot.

I am very shallow and the girl I am seeing must be arm candy and a great ****, pretty much my only criteria. The problem then becomes that they are fucking boring outside of sex and the relationships never last.

I need to find that super fucking hot chick that knows that sports > shopping or talking about stupid bullshit.

Does not exist.

 

[Scoot26]

I need to find that super fucking hot chick that knows that sports > shopping or talking about stupid bullshit.

Does not exist.

Correct

 

[Relapse]

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Does not exist.

I never said it did, hence my plight. Until I am into my 30s I will keep throwing them away until I hit the 1 in a million jack pot.

Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Basket's wife) seems to fit the mold. Before she became a mother her body was a 10/10 and she is a sports nut.

 

[thedude33]

It's not a tumor!

 

[derosabomb]

It's not a tumor!

lol i fucking love that movie so much.