I liked when the MAX-8 was crashing itself due to a software bug and the fix was quoted at 6 weeks.
"I don't know boss, tell them to stop flying that piece of shit until Jim is back from vacation?"
"Yeah we hired the new kid, cheap, right outta college with a minor in CS and a major in horticulture for 54k a year."
"No he can't do this patch and release it without Jim, he was here 9 days before Jim went on his vacation in Thailand for two months."
"I agree, we probably should have more than two fucking engineers in the entire company dedicated to this software."
"I mean yes, we could have him just try patching it, but do you want to risk another plane crashing?"
"The shareholders probably do give a ****, they hate it when planes crash."
"OKAY. Just to confirm. In spite of the risks I've outlined, WHICH INCLUDE ANOTHER PLANE CRASHING, you want the junior software developer with no experience in this industry nor code base, to go ahead and patch the thing that determines whether the mid-air stall prevention system engages."
"Just wanted to be sure."
"I mean, who knows, like maybe 6-12 weeks."
"Yep sure, tell them 6."