Few more posted. THis is my favorite.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I remember my first week I moved to Chicago. I said to myself: If I can get laid this week, I will get a mortgage here in Chicago. So after a few whiskeys, I was talking to locals in a bar and asked them where I need to go.
"Viagra Triangle."
"What and where is that?"
"Over near Rush in River North...it is where old convention guys go to throw money at golddiggers. You should be fine you said you were trader right?"
"Well, I WORK with traders, I am a computer geek."
"It wont matter, tell them you are a trader and pay for a round of drinks with your American Express card."
"Nah... it cant be that easy..."
"<shrug>"
So off I go to Viagra Triangle... And my bar locals were SO correct... Which reminds me I need to make my mortgage payment for the month...
P.S. Since living here I can count the number of times I have been back to the Triangle on one hand....