Ford Ranger vs Deer

[Urblock]

A half mile from my house I saw the ranger sitting in a field with most of the front end gone. There was a cop on the scene and he told me the idiot came flying up a steep hill to find a deer standing in the middle of the road... he nailed the deer and then a power pole. The pole sheared right off. Crazy motherfuckers around here.

 

[Ares]

You post this with no pictures?

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

You post this with no pictures?

His dog's reaction:

 

[Novak]

Did you ride in on the horse you saved? Was the guy okay? Was the cop the white? Deer; ded or nah?

 

[Urblock]

Don't think the cop would like me taking pics. I was going to start a thread about the pit bull I caught this morning and gave to animal control but this was more interesting. I would have taken pics of the dog but was busy trying to not get bit. I love living in the country.

 

[Ares]

Don't think the cop would like me taking pics. I was going to start a thread about the pit bull I caught this morning and gave to animal control but this was more interesting. I would have taken pics of the dog but was busy trying to not get bit. I love living in the country.

Wtf da Cop gonna do? Ur a citizen out in public, you could film him and he can't do shit.

 

[Urblock]

I don't like to annoy cops. I just thought you guys might get a chuckle out of the crazy things that happen near me. Novak the deer didn't make it and the horse was sent away because of his escapes but he still writes me once a month.

 

[Ares]

I don't like to annoy cops. I just thought you guys might get a chuckle out of the crazy things that happen near me. Novak the deer didn't make it and the horse was sent away because of his escapes but he still writes me once a month.

But now ur annoying me cause I want pictures.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

Damnnn, I knew this was not going to end well for the deer.

 

[Tater]

Damnnn, I knew this was not going to end well for the deer.

Or for Ares, no pics.





I want pics too dammit.

 

[Tater]

Just curious, what state do you live in Urblock?

 

[brett05]

so who got to keep the deer?

 

[Ares]

so who got to keep the deer?

Urblock's dog

 

[winos5]

I've managed to not hit a deer in my life. Now that I've said that I'll probably hit one on the way home from work.

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I don't like Urblock's story and how it ends for the poor deer. Let's change the ending.

[video=youtube;I-eAxVs7LCU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-eAxVs7LCU[/video]

 

[Ares]

I've managed to not hit a deer in my life. Now that I've said that I'll probably hit one on the way home from work.

never hit one, but I did run over a full deer corpse on I-57 heading to Chicago for one of my college breaks.

It was like 10pm, dark and one of those stretches between towns where there are no lights on the highway, just your headlights.

3 people in the car, all had fallen asleep.

I come up on this deer corpse at 70MPH, it was like 1 second I see some blood on the road, next second I am seeing alot more, and in the 3rd second I see the deer corpse and just go right over it.

Weird thing is that while the deer speed bump at 70MPH was pretty violent and I was freaked of course, no one fucking woke up.

My roommate in the passenger seat, I slapped him and told him we ran over a deer corpse and he was like "Oh really, ok cool" and went back to sleep.

Probably lucky to not of crashed or had any damage.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Try hitting a skunk that smell stays on your car forever.

 

[Dogstar]

Try hitting a skunk that smell stays on your car forever.

Yeah, or running over a nice bloated racoon on a 93 degree day... guts splattered all over the undercarriage and inside the wheel well.

You would think at some point the smell would stop after a week or two of burning off and high pressure spraying, but nope. It went on for months. The first couple of weeks I couldn't even turn on the air without gagging.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

We run over Armadillos down here.

Almost hit a deer on my bike once in high school. Was riding in the forest preserve in Park Ridge and came around a corner and the ****** was sitting right in the trail. It never moved once.

 

[Bigfoot]

No pics no video no link, sorry urlock time to lock this thread