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Frozen Stiffy
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That's what happens when not using protection, every snowman I banged, I used at least 3 condoms with that self warming gel.
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And he thought the wife was frigid...
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...with a button nose and twoooo eeeeyes made out of OHMYGODWHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOING?!
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hey ...any port in the storm.....never tried a frozen one myself
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Now that's what I call an ice dickle! Or maybe a cockcicle! At least he doesn't have to worry that he knocked it up, in 3 months it melts, problem solved!
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Shit... that's worse than an STD.
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The local wildlife was nowhere to be seen?
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There's wildlife in the UK? I lived there for 3 years and saw none (at least the non-human variety).
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You do know where Hostess Snowballs came from right?
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Castrated snowmen?
the canadian dream
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How do they know if it was a snowman and not a snowmaphrodite?
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oooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs!
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Well played indeed.
